Bad acting and bad songs combined,
Child actors running around and pretending to be
great. The fun thing is that if you happen to
die, you com eback as a jolly ghost who will grant all the kids in the audience 3 wishes.
loser 1- "Dont you just the looove musical oliver
twist? i just weep when nancy dies"
me: "Yes, i love the way she gets slowly murdered by a lead bullet wedged in her upper temple, as she slides down the stage in a melodramatic, irritatting style, and little ballache
Oliver (played by a 11 year old, pushed into the theatre
school by his over protective mother who is a also a failed acress) attempts to cry while waving to his mum in the front row."