Martaine is a beautiful, tall women, with a good heart.
A Martaine is kind, compassionate, and is the epitome of the perfect woman and mother. Other women dont compair to her, she's on another level of beauty. She cant see it though, but when she realizes it, she's the kind if person to continue being kind and loving to all.
Friends will call a Martaine, taine. Its quicker.
People use taine to say beauty or being loving.
A Martaine is kind, compassionate, and is the epitome of the perfect woman and mother. Other women dont compair to her, she's on another level of beauty. She cant see it though, but when she realizes it, she's the kind if person to continue being kind and loving to all.
Friends will call a Martaine, taine. Its quicker.
People use taine to say beauty or being loving.
by MoyoAndUpendo December 26, 2013
Get the Martaine mug.A popular one-on-one fighting game developed in the USA first released on the arcade in the early 90's. One of the first games that featured digitized graphics and actors (now extinct form of graphics). Mortal Kombat was developed by Ed Boon and his partner John Tobias (later joined Ed). This game also featured excessive amounts of blood, gore, and violence. That scored serious controversy. When the game was going to be released on the home consoles, matters got worse. Feminists and liberals began to fight the game actively. Feminists blamed the game for violence towards women and liberals blamed the game for excessive violence being shown to children. A group called the Entertainment Software Ratings Board was then developed because of the violence. The founder, democrat senator Joseph Lieberman of Connecticut. Mortal Kombat was so popular, many sequels and spin offs were made. Distinctive characters include; Liu Kang (a shaolin monk with black hair who looks like Bruce Lee and practices martial arts), Sonya Blade (a military woman), Kano (a bald criminal with a cybernetic eye. He throws knives), Raiden (sometimes spelled Rayden, a thunder god), Johnny Cage (an actor who kicks and shoots green energy spheres from his arms), Scorpion (a yellow ninja who breathes fire and fires a spear from his hand), Sub-Zero (a blue warrior, who belongs to the Lin-Kuei with the ability to freeze his opponents), Shang-Tsung (a sorceror with the ability to morph into other characters), Goro (a four armed monster) and Reptile (a hidden Green warrior, one can fight him at the bottom of the pit. He mimics the moves of Scorpion and Sub-Zero. Later in the series, he gained his own moves), just to name a few.
(Scorpion impales Liu Kang with spear)
Scorpion: GET OVER HERE!!!
(Upper cuts Liu Kang)
Liu Kang: WAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!
(Liu Kang flying kicks Scorpion, launching Scorpion backwards)
Scorpion: GET OVER HERE!!!
(Upper cuts Liu Kang)
Liu Kang: WAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!
(Liu Kang flying kicks Scorpion, launching Scorpion backwards)
by rbxfromdashow August 24, 2004
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A marriage of the pittsburgh steamshovel and a skullfuck. Taking a shit in the empty eyesocket of a one-eyed hooker, then squishing your cock into it. Extra points awarded for the famed "Eye to Mouth" move afterwards.
Stump: I got rolled by a one-eyed hooker last night
Nick: How?
Stump: I just finished giving her the Missoula Mortar and Pestle, then she slapped me with a crowbar and took my wallet
Nick: How?
Stump: I just finished giving her the Missoula Mortar and Pestle, then she slapped me with a crowbar and took my wallet
by MaximillianBadberg October 6, 2011
Get the Missoula Mortar and Pestle mug.Literally it means "Your fucking dead ones".
It's often used in a comical manner, but it's still a heavy insult.
It's often used in a comical manner, but it's still a heavy insult.
"Li mortacci tua, ma che cazzo stai facendo!?"
"For your fucking dead ones's sake, what the fuck are you doing!?"
"For your fucking dead ones's sake, what the fuck are you doing!?"
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Get the Mortal Kombat mug.She's the most sweetest of friends, really adorable and caring to everyone. She's the shipper, {you cannot ship the shipper unless the shipper ships herself}. She can sometimes become a badass and is sometimes quick-tempered, proteccs all the pure people in the world and screenshots the hell out of you in voice chats.
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Starting 12AM March, bust a squirt everyday until 12AM April 1. On March 1, squirt once, on the second, squirt twice, and on the third, squirt three times... etc.
No Finger February is a training for Mortal Masturbation March.
Starting 12AM March, bust a squirt everyday until 12AM April 1. On March 1, squirt once, on the second, squirt twice, and on the third, squirt three times... etc.
No Finger February is a training for Mortal Masturbation March.
by creatorMortalMasturbationMarch November 13, 2018
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