Mudring

A Mud Ring is the perfect circle formed in a grown ass mans underpants after he sharts.

After Jack sharted he threw his undies in the laundry hamper, Cindy went to take care of the laundry then asked Jack is that a mudring on your underpants.. Cindy then asks Jack why is the mud so thick,

by Whats that football kids name December 21, 2010

mudring

1) The area around the anus where the skin is darker in color than the rest of the body. The mudring if often bleaced by porn stars to make it look nonexistent and thus make the asshole look more enticing.

2) The area around the balloon knot.

My brother has the biggest, dirtiest mudring I've ever seen.

by Hew Janus December 28, 2006

Murrin

A kind, caring, funny, great person. Always by your side when you need her. Will do anything to stalk Joe. Overall the best person ever

Ayy it's Murrin

by ROC_Spotter January 9, 2018

murfing

To jump, and or stomp on a pregnant girls stomach. And then one must consume all matter that has been expelled from vagina and butt hole.

Coal was sad when johnny got a huge pay load of plasma after he went murfing, while Coal got very little.

by nigga obie June 12, 2011

Murrine

When something looks "Amazing" on the outside but is really just full of shit.

John: Dude did you see those new Beats headphones!
Dick: Dont' kid yourself man, those are totally Murrine.

by Urbandickbrand September 20, 2016

murfing

Mindlessly "surfing" (the interweb) usually starting on one subject and ending up on a completely different subject.

I spent all day murfing housing in Seattle and ended up learning about orca whales.

by denizen August 27, 2006

murping

A magical ceremony celebrated all over the world.
Step 1: Kill a bitch/hoe and leaving the body in a nice warm closet for 1 to 2 months
Step 2: Pull the bitch/hoe out of the closet carefully and position the body laying face-up on the floor with the legs spread
Step 3: Put your mouth around the vaginal opening
Step 4: Have a friend jump on the stomach
Step 5: Enjoy the murpy-fun in your mouth
Step 6: Return the favor and help your friend murp a bitch

**** A double-murp or super-murp can be performed by using a pregnant bitch. Super-murp is the more commonly used term b/c of uncertainty concerning the # of buns in the oven.

John: "Dude I murped like 7 bitches last night!"
Adam: "I know douchebag, one of them was my Grandma!"
John: "Fuck you Adam."

Jeff: "You tryin to murp a bitch?!"
Sally: "What?"
*Jeff kills Sally*
Jeff: "Yeah you are!"
*Jeff high-fives his imaginary friends*
*Sally twitches*

Kyle: "You wanna murp a bitch tonight?"
James: "Yeah, but no more 90 pound bitches; I'm trying to get some of that meaty 347 pound FUPA in my mouth!"
Kyle: "I like where your head is at"
James: "It's fuckin murping time"
*fist pump*

Nathan: "Dude, some guy raped my girl at a club last night!"
Jeremy: "Shit, that sucks...... sooooo....... should we murp her?"
Nathan: "Let's let that kid grow a bit first: I'm tryin to score my first super-murp!"
Jeremy: "Good for you Nathan, good for you."

by The Murping Magician April 23, 2010