Mermaided

When a girl at the beach runs in the Ocean for a swim to avoid speaking to a guy approaching her.

That chick totally Mermaided you man!

by AJDressen August 14, 2019

Mermaided

When a girl will only give you oral sex, but will never commit or go "all the way".

I met this super hot girl on match dot com but i think I just got mermaided, She gave me the most amazing hummer but now she won't call back.

by Skivvystain August 9, 2019

Mermaided

Mermaided,

A form of catfishing.

When you meet someone off of the internet and the top half of the person doesn't match the bottom half.

Man i met up with that girl from insert dating site here and she mermaided me!

by WH33LMAN_313 January 9, 2020

Mermaided

When you're at the beach and someone jumps into the ocean, turns into a mermaid and swims off.

Wow, check out Jim! He just mermaided out!

by Janey Jane July 31, 2019

Mermaided

Very much like ghosted, but when the daddy you’re into sales off to sea and is never seen again.

He promised it was just a family cruise! He promised he would call! He mermaided me, when he went on that cruise.

by SugarTits_Bell September 20, 2019

Mermaided

Any individual who is seemingly perfect and beautiful but upon further dating and observation is found to be a toxic individual.

Yeah dude, I met this girl and she was awesome at first! But then she stole my car... I got mermaided.

by Hog girl February 3, 2020

murmade

Creative wood crafts made by a gentlemen who lives on an island in the pacific northwest who's last name is Murray. "Mur made" them. Murmade works. murmade.ca

Murmade that hardwood charcuterie board.

by A 3 Hour Tour September 14, 2018