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Muffy

(1) A preppy female, quintessentialized at St. Lawrence University. The Muffy can be spotted with her Vera Bradley bag, coordinating accessories, and her upturned collar.

(2) The female partner of the Larry.
Sarah is so muffy, she dresses wicked well, and her Nalgene always matches her monogrammed tote.
by GreenMonter March 31, 2005
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Muffy

Inspired by the character Muffy Crosswire from the hit kids tv show, Arthur. A Muffy is someone with no redeeming qualities. A person who remains a bitch throughout their entire life and is unable to compensate for their faults or bad aspects in anyway.
My boss is always a dick. I bought him some drinks so he would lighten up and have fun, but it didn’t work. He’s a total Muffy.
by Ligma joe mama May 7, 2020
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ear muffy's

when you are in the throws of passion with an uffy.
the uffy wraps her legs around your ears in sheer
dee-lite! 'cause groove is in the heart! the uffy will reply with satisfaction by saying, "tanks you gay!"
buffy- "hey muffy, did you see your neighbor L/nite?"
muffy- "yes, it was golf nite so i gave him ear muffy's."
fluffy- "dang, you're flexible."
by robyn cason January 24, 2008
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Murfy

Intelligent creature with a dark and gloomy past. it's knowledge about cars is outstanding and some say it knows so much it can never remember how much it actually knows. it's pretty harmless if you leave it be but hear this; if this creature is teased to much it will cause serious harm to the teaser. *TEASERS BEWARE*

it has a softspot for cakes, cookies and nice cars.
teaser 1:" look! there's a Murfy over there"

teaser 2:" yea! lets go tease it"

*both teasers didn't even make it to the hospital 'cause they died of thier injuries before the medical team could get there*

Murfy:" FEED.......MEEEE......CAAAKE....!!!!!"
by theExpert February 24, 2013
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muffy

Another Australian slang term. Down under, it is a verb that means when a man gives a woman cunnilingus. (That means he licks her vagina)
"G'day, Scotty! I heard you, ah, gave ya girlfriend a muffy on the week-end, mate."
{Pronunciation is actually "muff-ee"}
by Bean-o April 30, 2003
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Buffy Muffy

by MOCO & P-Phat February 11, 2008
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muffy

your boyfriend, girlfriend, significant other, your lover, your sweetheart, your best friend
Oh Muffy... I love you sooooo much !
by chutzpah girl March 17, 2009
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