murdock

to masterbate in public.

Pee Wee Herman murdocked at the movies and got arrested.

by bread infection November 11, 2005

murdock

To soil your pants or shart while pulling yourself into a large truck or SUV.

I was pulling myself into the rig and completely Murdocked myself. shart

by squatchyman May 29, 2012

murdock

To destroy the atmosphere of a party with idiotic acts caused by either drugs or alcohol.

The drunk fool murdocked up the situation when he begin to ramble on about matters that he knew little about.

by Elduderreno May 22, 2005

Matt Murdock

He’s a really good lawyer.

“Wow Matt Murdock is a really good lawyer”

by Frank7837 March 02, 2022

Adrian Murdock

old flogged out boilermaker that appreciates the love of another man. big or small he will fuck it. also compared to a nuff nuff.

look at Adrian Murdock fuck he is fucked

by Weapon84 October 02, 2023

Matt Murdock

Matt Murdock, the cutest cinnamon vigilante roll out there.

Is an altar boy who attends church every Sunday and has holy water and a braille bible on his nightstand

He’s also a really good lawyer

Person 1: who’s that?
Person 2: oh, that perfect blind cutie who throws his cane in ally’s followed by hard core parkour and an un necessary amount of flips?
Person 1: yea
Person 2: oh that’s Matt Murdock

by Matt_reid_supremacy March 07, 2022

MURDOCK STICK

A large 30"-36" dowell wooden stick, encased in a metal pipe; primary use is as a weapon of mass destruction. Named after Charles Murdock, legendary street fighter.

'Behave, or I will whack you with my imposing Murdock stick, bub."

by buddyrayx January 24, 2007