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multitasking

A nice way to say that you're doing many different things at the same time. And since no one can divide by 0, that means you're doing many different things half-assed.
Joe thought that he would multitask by doing his physics homework during his math class. His multitasking, however, got him a detention and a failed homework grade instead.
by Joe Sabs December 9, 2008
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Multinasting

Doing two disgusting things at the same time.
I saw two dirty rednecks making out and eating McDonalds at the same time. That is some impressive multinasting.
by Treener September 18, 2009
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multipasking

Portmanteau of multitasking and paska, Finnish for shit. Like multitrashing but the end result is mentioned in the name. Nothing will ever be finished and the work in progress is just all crap.
Could you repeat that? I was multipasking and didn't listen.
by Ztn April 7, 2021
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armenian multitasking

(drinking, smoking (preferably a cigarette), hood protection, phonecall's)
Hawmie, lately I've been through a lot of armenian multitasking.
Worr up big bad dawg, I'm chainsmoking up this bitch.
by HollywoodAxper June 27, 2023
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iPad multitasking

buying more than one iPad to multitask because one machine can't do anything on it's own
Hah! My riches can afford iPad multitasking whilst your $2xx netbook defeats my $1200 in hardware!
by O Rly Appl? April 9, 2010
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multitasking

1)Surfing the internet while carrying on an instant message conversaation.
2)Carrying on multiple instant message converations at the same time. Beware of typing something relevant to the wrong conversation.
1)While I chatted with my girlfriend on AIM, I looked up multitasking on Urban Dictionary.
2) person: ...and then my brother was eaten alive by emus.
Me: Yeah, dude, that's hilarious!
person: What the hell!? How is that funny, you sick f***!?
Me: Sorry, I was multitasking. A guy in another AIM conversation told me a joke.
by TubaGuitarMan February 14, 2007
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Multibasking

Someone you work with who tries to take the credit for every project they can, whether or not they had worked on it or had any meaningful input. Usually an insecure boss, or delusional ambitious corporate climber.
I hate it when Jane starts multibasking. She had nothing to do with the deal.

Did you see Simon in that meeting? He was multibasking like crazy, taking credit for the entire project.
by mintyman November 21, 2010
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