mullet

A hairstyle: the front is cut trim, but the back is left long and wild.

Can only be pulled off by people with the confidence to be anachronistic. It keeps the hair out of your eyes, but you can still head-bang and enjoy the freedom of long hair.

It's fucking awesome. I don't even care if you fags (see: sp) don't like it, or if you ignorantly associate it with "rednecks," because I'm gonna wear my hair the way I want to.

Mr. Turner from Boy Meets World had a mullet. He was a cool guy.

by hiddenattacker November 26, 2009

Mullet

Business in the front, party in the back. Mullets started in the late 60s early 70s. By the eighties, everyone had them, absolutely everyone (who was white, blacks had jerry curls or high top fades.) Then it all came to an end when Kurt Cobain called Brett Michaels girly-looking. Billy Ray Cyrus had one, but that was like the drunk uncle at a 10 year old's birthday party. Now it's only worn by hockey and soccer players.

The term mullet was invented and 1st used in pop culture by the Beastie Boys. Who knew?

by TheRedMan48 July 31, 2011

Mullet

n. pl. mullet or mul•lets.
1. Any of various stout-bodied, edible fishes of the family Mugilidae.
2. Any haircut inwhich the back is significantly longer than the sides and top of the hair.
see also: shlong, hockey hair, soccer rocker, ape drape, Kentucky waterfall, achy breaky, Missouri comprimise, Tennessee top hat, Canadian passport.

Harry thought the long golden locks of hair would be his future wife, but when he turned around, he soon realized it was only a Mullet.

by Killjoy November 30, 2003

mullet

A hairdo, usually associated with rednecks/trailer park trash, in which the top and front part of the hairdo is short while the back part is long. Commonly stated as "Business in the Front; Party in the Back." as seen in the movie: Joe Dirt

Hey Joe, would you look at the mullet on that woman.

by memPHISH June 1, 2006

Mullet

One who is found to have sincere business in the front, yet an unmistakable party in the back...the hairstyle often worn by aging rockers who refuse to admit that Warrant is not the best band ever...

Theres a fuckin' huuuge party in the back on that motherfucker, but he's all business up front!

by Fuck Face June 21, 2003

Mullet

A ugly ass hair style worn mostly by hockey boys

Bestie: " Owen is so ugly"
Me: " Yah, especially with that mullet"

by DorasOnCrack November 6, 2022

mullet

Any haircut which is significantly longer in the back than the front or sides. Also see mulletude and butt rock

An example of a true mullet would be a 30-something white man with a huge mullet. Enjoys incest, spousal and child abuse, Child porn, professional wrestling, NASCAR, doggy-style intercourse, 80's hair metal, old muscle cars, and Colt 45

by dioisgod April 24, 2003