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charis mullan

sexy cool really interesting sexy dyslexic
by eheghege May 15, 2023
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luke mullen

actor for tj kippen on the show andi mack
known for being loved by lesbians
smol bean who loves marvel and is a total film geek
luke mullen dances while making pancakes and listens to old music, could he be more perfect?
by bambikippen March 3, 2019
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John Mulaney Syndrome

Someone who has gay vibes, but isn’t actually gay
by Absolute twat September 25, 2020
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John Mulaney

An Asian, high-waisted, tall child with feminine hips that tries to keep burning the candle at both ends while listening to "What's New Pussycat" on repeat. His life was forever changed when he went, "Oooooooohhhhhhhhh," and, "I'm sorry!" Overall, he is the tall, lanky Irishman that got pushed by a homeless, gay, AIDS-full man, looks like his kindergarten portrait with baggy eyes and yellowed teeth, and gets confused with a woman a shit ton.
John Mulaney: I'm standing in the basement and I'm holding a red cup - you see in movies - and I'm standing there and I'm holding a red cup and I'm starting to black out and I guess someone said like, "Something, something, police," and in a brilliant moment of word association, I yelled, "FUCK da police! FUCK da police," and everyone else joined in: 100 drunk, white children yelling, "Fuck 'da' police," with the confidence of guys that have like already been to jail and aren't afraid of it anymore. You know that, like "I served my nickel! You come and take me!" confidence, but white children.
by MastermindOfTrouble February 29, 2020
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Mullening

1. The pathetic act of attributing a ridiculously poor performance or failure of effort to a set of universal variables not unique to the failing entity, often discounting the importance of the competition event. Usage of this verb references Coach Dan Mullen’s leadership before and after the Florida Gators 55-20 loss to Oklahoma in the 2020 Cotton Bowl, a game in which Florida had 60 available players. The 2020 season also saw Florida lose to LSU, a contest in which the Tigers had 54 available players.

Usage of the verb also can specifically reference general excuse making with unfounded swagger, often to the point of discounting the value or quality of an available roster.
“Man, At least we can count on our coach not to Mullen our way through this game”

“•Coach, tell us why you lost today?
- well I won’t Mullen to you. We just got beat. It was an important game and we were proud of the guys we fielded.”

“I would invite their team to our bowl but I really don’t want them Mullening. Who do we know that would just show up and play instead of Mullening it in”
by Gatorswearjeanshorts January 1, 2021
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John Mulaney

A high-waisted man with feminine hips who enjoys listening to "What's New Pussycat" on repeat.
Diner Guest 1: Did you see that little asshole John Mulaney who put Whats New Pussycat on the Jukebox 21 times?

Diner Guest 2: At least they put in "It's Not Unusual"!
by MotharChod June 13, 2018
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Dylan Mulvaney

- Did you see Dylan Mulvaney's instagram live last night?
- Yeah! She's awesome
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