Fucking Mule

Basically something that is very large or huge
Most often used by potheads to describe their over stuffed joints

Did you see that stupid ass humvee it was a fucking mule only a fucktard would drive something like that!

Troy rolled Brian a fucking mule of a joint lastnight and i helped him smoke it.

by Les Crapp October 18, 2007

mule bits

an religious organisation run by wilbur soot and a traumatized tubbo in which they do a lot of drugs

come get your MULE BITS ,come one come all ,get your MULE BITS

by identifiedBy_ February 7, 2021

muff mule

A moderately large hoofed mammal found in parts of North America and Western Europe. The muff mule utilizes its mountain goat like beard and pronounced lips to pleasure the muff of any woman who dares to interact with it. The muff mule will feast on a muff for over 5 hours consecutively once he has seduced his prey. It is due to extremely developed jaw muscles that the muff mule is capable of such long lasting muff feasting sessions. The muff mule's temperament, while normally subdued and peaceful, has been known to become aggressive and violent toward those who interfere with it after it has begun its ritual of muff seduction or muff feasting.

My girlfriend and I went hiking, but we ran into a fucking muff mule. Once she saw its beard it was all over, it feasted on her muff for hours while I had to just watch lest I be brutally kicked by the defensive muff mule.

by Meat Meaters October 12, 2009

prison mule

Usually a “free staff” employee in a prison who smuggles drugs in to incarcerated folks.

If you watch that nurse’s body language and how she moves through her day, you can clearly see that she’s a prison mule.

by Dr Bunnygirl April 20, 2019

undress the mule

An ambiguous term that can be applied to describe something that is open to interpretation, in order to disguise it's true meaning. Used to be vague about the true nature of what is being discussed. The more it doesn't make sense, the better.

Steven: What does 'undress the mule' mean?
Scott: It means to undress the mule.
Steven: How do I undress the mule on undressing the mule?
Scott: Well, what do you think? How would one undress a mule?
Kyle: The more important question is, do you believe?
Steven: Do I believe in undressing the mule?
Kyle: No. Do you believe?
Steven: ...

by RRCsteve June 27, 2011

Mulece

A gay homosexual who plays minecraft

That little boy loves minecraft, I think he is a mulece

by FummyDaPoh August 12, 2017

Mule Teeth

A human set of yellow, smelly, decaying, ill-spaced teeth that look like they belong in Lester, the common farm Jackass.  Mule teeth are particularly suited for those that grind their corn.  (From the Latin:  Muleicus Toothicus)

Jenny: What’s up with your Dad’s mule teeth? They look like they belong in a Donkey’s mouth.

Jim: Yeah, nasty, huh? You should see him turn corn kernels into corn meal.

by Storpy August 23, 2011