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Muh Roads

A satirization of an argument often used concerning public infrastructure. The phrase is making fun of a mistaken assumption most people in favor of public infrastructure make, where they typically argue that only a coercive government is capable of building and maintaining roads and whatever else they typically mean by “natural public utilities”. Since this assumption is so common and refutable, the phrase "Muh Roads" was coined to make fun of arguments claiming that infrastructure couldn't possibly be made on a private, consensual basis.
Joe: But if not for government, who will build the roads?!?
Sam: By any means that doesn't violate human ri-
Joe: BUT... MUH ROADS!!!

(Credit to Jon Roelofs for publicizing the basis for the definition and examples)
by Muh Roads January 17, 2023
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muh freedoms

A term used by Americans when they feel angry, confused, and many other examples of emotions
Iraqi: bush, why can't you just buy my oil, not kill me?

George bush: muh freedoms
by Luke Johns November 14, 2016
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Muh

Alternate spelling of "my" used to indicate an uneducated slack jawed or whiny voice. Used to mock something that someone/people you disagree with constantly go on about. Often used alongside other mocking techniques like deliberately bad spelling or all caps.
MUH GENETIKS (mocking overweight people who claim their weight is beyond their control).
MUH OPPRESHUN (mocking SJWs)
MUH SOVEREEEEIGNTY (mocking Brexiteers)
MUH CANTHAL TILT (mocking incels saying trivial physical features is why they're incel)
MUH SeKoNd aMeNDMunt (mocking gun nuts)
MUH konDiShun! (mocking a colleague who constantly claims that he's late because of some medical problem which you don't believe)
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muh dic

The most prized posession of the negro buck species
Yo muh dic be burning yo
by Rovers wang December 23, 2013
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muh titi kuh chul

damn right he’d fuck er. very horny man
he’s such a muh titi kuh chul
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muh huh

A pitiful (half assed) forced laugh given to accent a stupid comment, or to add flavor to an awkward silence. Usually used at the end of a sentence.
My teacher is going to be mad at me if I'm late for class again...But I don't even care....Muh Huh!!!
by Britton Danger September 19, 2005
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muh-fucka

"What's this muh-fucka doin?"
by Diego August 10, 2003
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