"muffy" (or muffin top familiaris) as named by Sir Paul James on his recent trip to the anglo americas - A "muffy" is a woman of anglo persuasion who is clearly rotund and known for her "muffin top" accenting her already curvaceous body shape.
For those who enjoy a woman with a proper "muffin top" it is a delight to locate a genuine "MUFFY" in cosmopolitan areas as they are known to normally isolate themselves to their area of origin (Connecticut).
For those who enjoy a woman with a proper "muffin top" it is a delight to locate a genuine "MUFFY" in cosmopolitan areas as they are known to normally isolate themselves to their area of origin (Connecticut).
Hey, Tom I noticed your taste for Rubenesque women wearing J-brand jeans 2 sizes too small. I located a genuine Muffy (top and all) over at Norwood. I'm sure you will be busy sinking your teeth into that for days.
by masherdashersplasher02 November 04, 2010
A term used by males to describe a girl who is ugly yet many other males still continue to have sex with her
Guy 1: Guess who I just banged?
Guy 2: Uhh Rachel?
Guy 1: No! I did it with Tiffany
Guy 2: That muffy chick?..... I'd bang her too.
Guy 2: Uhh Rachel?
Guy 1: No! I did it with Tiffany
Guy 2: That muffy chick?..... I'd bang her too.
by Th3lawmak3r76 October 04, 2012
Noun; A Muffy is a real sus or gay person
Adjective; Used to describe a person on a scale from lamon to muffy
Adjective; Used to describe a person on a scale from lamon to muffy
by Mrs. Flanigan September 25, 2020
by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ August 19, 2009
Made famous by Panera Bread, muffies are made of only the top portion of a muffin, which is always the tastier part.
Unlike muffins, muffies are flat and thin and delicious.
Unlike muffins, muffies are flat and thin and delicious.
by greenlotus94 July 04, 2011
Another Australian slang term. Down under, it is a verb that means when a man gives a woman cunnilingus. (That means he licks her vagina)
"G'day, Scotty! I heard you, ah, gave ya girlfriend a muffy on the week-end, mate."
{Pronunciation is actually "muff-ee"}
{Pronunciation is actually "muff-ee"}
by Bean-o April 30, 2003
by chutzpah girl March 17, 2009