Nickname given affectionately to your love. originates from muffin, but with more of an affectionate cheese factor
by kellysensfan February 07, 2006
A hoe who's EPIC at blowjob's, she's like a fucking animal when it comes to them. She will suck that dick like nothing you've ever experienced before. She fucks you for cheap prices.
Best positions:
Missionary = £10 per hour
Reverse Missionary = £15 per hour
Cowgirl = £10 per hour
Reverse Cowgirl = £10 per hour
69 = £20 per hour (recommended)
Threesome = £50 per hour
Blowjob: £5 per hour
Best positions:
Missionary = £10 per hour
Reverse Missionary = £15 per hour
Cowgirl = £10 per hour
Reverse Cowgirl = £10 per hour
69 = £20 per hour (recommended)
Threesome = £50 per hour
Blowjob: £5 per hour
That muffinious and me did an hour of a 69 last night. She sucked my dick so hard, and I licked that booty sooooo fucking much. I loved it so much I payed for another hour of it and then an hour of missionary. Fuck the condom, she has abortion pills. Then, to wrap it up I payed for half an hour of a blowjob. 10/10 will do again.
by Ashmittttttt May 30, 2019
A pissy little asshole that's so fat she looks like an upside down muffin. Best friend is a hoe. She wants threesomes but is to big to be able to join in on the fun.
by Ashmit...! May 23, 2019
A fat shit who goes and sucks balls all day, Name is because she looks like an upside down muffin. She is a bj master though, and can give a good lefty cappuccino.
by Ashmittttttt May 29, 2019