A bout of coughing caused by the accidental inhalation of food particles while eating. Although Muffin Lung does commonly occur when eating muffins, any food (especially those with a low moisture content) can potentially trigger it. Heavy mouth-breathers are especially prone to Muffin Lung.
Slow down there, champ, you don't want to get Muffin Lung!
Sorry I missed your wedding, I was stricken with Muffin Lung.
Sorry I missed your wedding, I was stricken with Muffin Lung.
by Greeface February 8, 2010
Get the Muffin Lung mug.A man who loves to go down on women. To orally stimulate the clitoris or vulva with or without compassion i.e. cunnilingus. This expression may apply to those discriminating women who equally enjoy ravishing a muffin for Breakfast, Lunch or Sunday Brunch. Cocktail not included.
The first thing the Muffinman does after kissing his date is to go down on her and elevate the situation to another level. Wetworks!
by Rono January 16, 2007
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by GRANDDADDY JA September 9, 2009
Get the duke muffin mug.An extreme unhealthy addiction to muffins. May cause Hulk like anger/strength if said muffin cannot be found. Known symptoms are fighting/accusing friends of stealing said muffin even though he probably ate it himself. Small penis's usually accompany this problem. Taunting someone with this condition may my activate retard strength and intelligence and a tornado like spinning action with his fists out which basically means he's indestructible.
Dave: where my muffin!!!!!
Fruche: dude relax we'll find it
Dave: Faaaaaaaaaa
Fruch: holy shit he's doing that retarded tornado thing again must be the mad muffin disease
Fruche: dude relax we'll find it
Dave: Faaaaaaaaaa
Fruch: holy shit he's doing that retarded tornado thing again must be the mad muffin disease
by Double triple July 17, 2016
Get the Mad muffin disease mug.When a woman wears a pair of tight jeans that makes her flab spill out over the waistband, just like the top of a muffin sits over the edge of the paper case.
by Kifujin February 10, 2005
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Get the Moose Muffin mug.A man who loves to go down on women. To orally stimulate the clitoris or vulva with or without compassion (a djPauli technique) i.e. cunnilingus. This expression may equally apply to those discriminating womem who experience the rapture of consuming a hot buttered queef-flap prior to Breakfast, Lunch or Sunday Brunch. Cocktail & jam not included.
The first thing the Muffin man does after kissing his date is to go down on her while inserting his freshly manicured thumb plug up her bungpod for desired effect (unsterilized fishing hooks are not withstanding and special considerations are available upon request ). According to djPauli G, this method of snatch wrangling does have it's drawbacks. see: Wetworks, queef flap, Chumfume, spiritual rapture.
by Rono December 11, 2008
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