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La Muerte Peluda

The Furry Death

Peruvian Pan Flute bands protect us from it, so make sure you buy their CDs de música.
The TV show South Park had an accurate depiction of what would happen if we got rid of the Peruvian Pan Flute bands. La Muerte Peluda would come and kill us all.
by Bloodbath 87 March 10, 2009
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Me cago en tus muertos

English translation is : I shit over your dead parents....
It's an extremely offensive expression in Spain and South America.
You can be sure to begin a fight if you say it to anybody.
You can say it to anybody if your are trying to pick a quarrel....
Me caes mal y yo me cago en tus muertos, cabron de mierda!!!
by PAULINO August 29, 2006
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bella muerte

Am I the only one who'd like to check in to the Hotel Bella Muerte?
by teh sexxors January 21, 2006
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Tus muertos

Abbreviation of 'Me cago en tus muertos'. A convenient way of expressing the same feeling.

When used in 2nd person it normally triggers a fight or other strong reactions, due to its extremely offensive nature. Using it in 3rd person ('sus muertos') is normally more suitable, thus expressing disgust about someone who is not listening.

See also: definition for 'Me cago en tus muertos'
Student A to Student B: - Quillo, ¿sabes que el profesor te ha cateado física?
Student B to Student A: - ¿Que si? No me jodas, quillo, ¡sus muertos! (refering to the teacher)

Friend A: - Tio, ayer me acosté con tu ex
Friend B: - ¡Tus muertos!
by bleikur March 31, 2008
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Muerte lenta

Slow death, alternative (comical) definition for food that tastes great but might be a health risk consuming.

From south america, cheap burgers bought in some barrios (hoods in Santa Cruz - Bolivia) that cost ~2 pesos (~0.2$).
Alfredo - Compramos algo pa comer wei (Let's buy something to eat)
Pedro - Estoy neto solo tengo 3 pesos (I'm broke I only have a quarter)
Alfredo - Suficiente para una muerte lenta (Enough for a slow death)
by Comandante August 27, 2006
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mertesucker

Footballer Per Mertesacker gets called like this when playing so bad.
Guy 1: Hey bro, did u see that Arsenal-Chelsea match yesterday?
Guy2: Yes, and Mertesucker sucked again.
by 151bar151 March 24, 2016
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Puñeta del Muerte

(pooh-nyeh-tah del mhwair-tey)
(spanish)
Eng. Trans. - The Jack-Off of Death: The act of, between-the-legs, masturbation performed on a bridge railing or high precipice, with one's pants pulled to the knees, while hoping down the railing on one foot.
Pinche Jim just hoped up onto the railing and busted out the Puñeta del Muerte*!

* must be capitalized due to it's god-like stature in the world of masturbation
by Collinseent April 1, 2009
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