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mud turtle

An uncurcumzied penis
Bob has a mud turtle.
by Dave Gross April 9, 2008
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ManTurtle

A term used when describing a person who claims to believe in the sincerity of another persons statement, although it is obvious to the general public that the he does not. Popularized by Stephen Colbert.
Guy 1 " Did you tell your girlfriend what really happened?"

Guy 2 "Yeah, she said she beleives me, but it's obvious that she's just being a manturtle about it..."
by TeenGirlSquad August 29, 2010
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manturtle mc squee

When a human strongly believes that they are a turtle. (usually found on the streets in big cities)
"Oh pity, there's another manturtle mc squee"
by Qmlhunter January 14, 2021
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mud turtle

when you and your friends sit under a tent and all take poops. Then once the poop is out you throw it at each other. The winner is the person who stays in the tent the longest
by yes June 3, 2003
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mud turtle

A girl who grew up in a trailer park that's cute, but only because she's completely fake and covers herself in make-up. She's a 9.5 at night, but a 6.3 in the morning. You never want to bring this girl home to mom. Probably has a couple STD's and been scraped several times. Only has sex on the first night and is out of place in most social settings. You can never take the trailer park out of her.
G: TJ just met that trick at the bar and went to her double-wide for some fun tonight.
T: Which girl?
G: The one in the hooters t-shirt and Dale Earnhardt hat with the baby in her arms.
T: That girl is such a mud turtle.
G: Well, TJ is known as the mud turtle rancher.
by T-Pain Mac October 9, 2008
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mud turtle

A slang term to describe a poop.
"Gotta get home quick, ive got a mud turtle trying to get out".
by fromthecurtain September 24, 2011
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Mud Turtle

A roomba that has eaten a wet dog or cat turd
My roomba ran over the turd and then spun around repeatedly in a panic and tried to bash it self to death against the wall. Poor little mud turtle.
by ChuckNnancy August 11, 2019
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