Madson'd

v. To get so pissed off at something you did wrong, you kick a chair and break a toe (or two)

It is coined after, Philadelphia Phillies relief pitcher Ryan Madson kicked a chair after allowing the tying runs to score in one of his outings during the 2010 MLB Regular Season.

Note: if a chair isn't available, a wall or any hard surface will do.

After failing the test, Bobby was so pissed he Madson'd himself and broke his big toe.

After blowing the save in two consecutive nights, Dan Madson'd himself and was out for the next two to three months with a broken toe.

by B3mac995 July 17, 2010

munson'd

meaning getting fucked over. from the movie king pin. (Roy E. Munson)

dude, tommy really munson'd you by leaving the bar without you last night.

by -steve0- June 18, 2007

Munson

Derived from the film "Kingpin" starring Woody Harrelson whose characters last name is Munson. Also mentioned in the Bloodhound Gang song "Pennsylvania" the word describes someone who has everything going for them and when they reach the pinnacle of their success they do something that causes them to lose it all. Usually whatever makes that person lose it all is by a bad decision they have made driven by greed.

"Jerry already had made a million gambling and was munsoned at the crap table."

by xKILOx December 24, 2005

New Zealand Mudsnail

The act of having your SO laying upside down and taking a dump on their “downstairs” in a swirl (ice cream like) formation. And then allowing it to slid down their front to their face and leaving a snail trail.

I was doing Matilda dingo style. I pulled out and gave her a New Zealand Mudsnail and it waltzed all the way down to her mouth.

by Shit Slider September 17, 2020

munson'd

A phrase used on blogs to indicate excessive typos or grammatical errors in one's post. Orginated at OBNUG.com in reference to blog member, tmunson.

whenevritype its ful lof errors an dpoeple respond witht he term musnond!

Munson'd!

by Mikrino October 29, 2009

mudhoney

a badass group with one hell of a song called into yer shtik & of course it's talking about courtney love in the first part. you just gotta listen to it.

You're so tormented
Demented
Indebted
To all the assholes just like you
Who've come and gone before you
Predictable
Just plain dull
Why don't you
Blow your brains out, too?
You're so into yer shtik
You're so hounded
Ungrounded
Surrounded
By scum sucking leeches
Who will shovel your shit
Sweep your dessert
Both before and after it
Feed your ego
They never tell you no
All of you
Make me sick
You're so into yer shtik
And they're all into your shtik
Well, Mitchell's got a new girl
She's nineteen
Hollywood model
Star of the screen
She's up here
To support the scene
It's all part
Of his rock and roll fantasy
Stan was at the bar
With bandaged hands
They tried to dry him out
And he got mad
Cut his fist
Punching hospital glass
Made his myth
Now he's trapped
Susie's just a girl
Who's doing her job
That came to New York
And wanted a car
Working with the management
To the stars
Kissing ass
Is a part of her job
It's part of her job
Yeah, it's part of her job
Oh she loves her job
What the hell?
She does it so well
I'm not perfect
I've lived a life of mistakes
I'm not perfect
There's one thing I can't take
You are into yer shtik
You're so into yer shtik
And they're so into yer shtik
Fuck you, you make me sick

by mary j. August 27, 2004

og mudbone

OG Mudbone is the porn star in the popular websites freaksofcocks and fuckedupfacials.com. He largely popular due mainly to his fourteen inch fucking atrocity of a horse cock. which he uses to drench the women costars of his pornos with half gallon loads of semen. you can be sure that it is OG Mudbone from his grizizzle and his obnoxiously loud orgasm sounds.

dogg is dat ma fuckin OG Mudbone?
i dunno dowg lets wait for him to cum...
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAERRRRRRRGGGHGHGHGH HAHA OOOOOOOO YAAEEEEEEEAAAHA AAAAH bitch u got it goood"
yeah dude thats him.

by maximusL mattyZ June 2, 2008