mudpacker

(n) A person who engages in anal sex.

The mudpacker asked her to bend over and get it from behind.

by Heptune May 14, 2005

Mudsocket

Dirt legs vagina

Why don't you stick your wrench in that mudsocket

by Nonnie + jynx February 4, 2021

mississippi mudpack

When a woman is sitting on a man's face (69 position or otherwise) and she smears her dirty ass all over his face. Just like getting a mudpack facial at the spa.

I gave John a mississippi mudpack the other day. He's still picking shit out of his nose.

by Q April 27, 2004

mugsack

a douche bag that gages his ears and likes it up the butt

Josh you're a mugsack

by Jon E.L. July 20, 2007

Mudsock

A used San Francisco condom

Gross, Richard Gere left his mudsock in the gerbil cage!

After last years pride parade, it took three days to clean up all the mudsocks.

by Mrs. Smarts October 27, 2011

mudpack

Fecal matter "packed" in and around the anus preventing other matter from passing. There are various ways to remove a mudpack. The two most popular are as follows:
1. Melting the mudpack: If your mudpack is all dried up and crusty, simply use a lighter or a strike anywhere match to melt it away. Beware of the drip!!
2. Icepick & hammer: This is pretty self-explanatory. Simply chisel away the shitty goodness!

Surgeon General's Warning: When melting a serious mudpack, use caution because dingleberries are extremely flammable.

jaay woke up one day with such a serious mudpack that not even a strong laxative could cure.

by Legendary Films September 21, 2004

mudjack

To shit one's pants, grab a handful of feces from the dirtied pants and throw it at someone.

She tried to introduce me to her new boyfriend so I mudjacked the bitch and bailed through the kitchen.

by Pepe Lopez April 14, 2005