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Mudd butt 

Mudd but is simply put as anal grease.

*see swamp ass*
No dude i cant go to the party I have a severe case of swampass. I havent gotten off the toilet all day
Mudd butt by Justin May 13, 2005

MUDD BUTT ITIS 

The sensation of your ass going to sleep while having a greasy and unwipeable ass usually occuring after consumption of large quantities of fried or fatty foods. A result of oily anal discharge, leakage, or extremely tacky fecal matter. Often accompanied by, or preceded by, 'The Itis.'
F-ing despises lazy a$$ legal administrative assistants that pay no mufu-in attention to simple legal details. I swear this is the type of person that forgets to wipe their a$$ after a case of the MUDD BUTT ITIS and doesn't realizes it until the crust build up bites back.
MUDD BUTT ITIS by Serebral April 30, 2009

Mississippi Mudd Butt 

Would normally be referred as diarrhea, but is horribly worse. M.M.B. could result in a rectal prolapse and death. This horrid case of explosive shit squirts creates a stench so horrible that can erode iron, cause brain aneurysms, will knock a man unconscious within a 69 mile radius. M.M.B. is normally caused by malnutrition and consuming more than 3 prunes in 2 minutes. There was once a man who had a case ofM.M.B., he did not live to tell his story. While using the bathroom, the blast of his M.M.B rocketed him off the toilet, thrashing his limp body to the solid pavement. The force of the impact broke all of his bones, paralyzed him then killed him instantly. Learn from his experience.
D00d, I think I might have Mississippi Mudd Butt . Its br00ta1, I need to use your shitter.

steamy mudd butt 

one who shits their pants in the wintertime. the cold mixes with the shitty ass to create "steamy mudd butt"
the man had a severe case of steamy mudd butt which looked like a man hole cover in new york city in the wintertime.

Mudd Butter 

To stick your penis inside a anus full of bootyjuice, wet diarrhea and poop materials while a condom is on leaving a wet and squishy like sound effect and visually resembling freshly rained on Mud.
Hey dude, so tell me why last night I just got mudd butter all over my pocket, shit is wild on the south side of Chicago.
Mudd Butter by BreckTown USA May 28, 2020

Monday Muddbutt 

Happens during football season. After a long Sunday afternoon of drinking cheap beer stuffing your face with mostly fried food like chicken wings nachos hot dogs etc... You wake up with a painful urge to blow the bottom off the toilet. The poo will have thick pasty texture with the occasional undigested corn chip. Then we have the dreadful aftermath of wiping. this usually take large quantities of toilet paper that will most likely clog your toilet. The first couple rounds of wiping is just for the bulk of the muddbutt. You could be there for hours wiping away but is best if you just hop in the shower rinse off and push the rest down the drain with your big toe.
"Only thing I hate about football Sunday is the Monday muddbutt!"
Monday Muddbutt by Wookie4u January 11, 2010