Mud Turtle 

A roomba that has eaten a wet dog or cat turd

My roomba ran over the turd and then spun around repeatedly in a panic and tried to bash it self to death against the wall. Poor little mud turtle.

Mud Turtle by ChuckNnancy August 11, 2019

Mud Turtle 

When you are having anal sex and you get feces on penis.

I was doing her doggy style and pulled out and she gave me a mud turtle.

Mud Turtle by mudturtleking December 9, 2019

mud-turtle 

girl you would hook up with drunk, but not sober.

Q: dude i was so hammered last night what happen?

A: Dude you hooked up with that mud-turtle with the acne all over her face.

mud-turtle by blacktony July 1, 2008

Choking a mud turtle 

Doing a strenuous shit.

1. Got to go and choke a mud turtle.

2. Mary's been in the toilet a while. She must be choking a mud turtle.

Choking a mud turtle by murtle the turtle August 22, 2006

turtle mud 

(n) The residue left on the head of a mans penis after performing anal penetration on a willing (or unwillinng "oops! I slipped") subject.

John: My daughter is moving to New York and my turtle dick is not getting any more turtle mud.

turtle mud by A. Friend August 27, 2007

mud for my turtle 

Getting laid

After the drive in we went to a park and I got laid in the front seat of my car. My first love, circa 1960. Got some my mud for my turtle

mud for my turtle by lewestogger1 June 18, 2009

Getting Mud for the Turtle 

To engage in anal intercourse; to insert one's penis into another's rectum.

I accidently walked in on Dad and Aunt Gloria. he had her bent over and was getting mud for the turtle. I may need to seek therapy.

Getting Mud for the Turtle by Blenderhead91 April 9, 2009