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The "Mr. President" 

A multi-step sexual performance.

1. Embargo her air supply through erotic asphyxiation during vaginal intercourse.
2. Paddle her until she submits to calling you Mr. President.
3. Casually transition to anal.
4. Make her confess she'll give you her vote, in exchange for ass-to-mouth.
5. Veto the condom and put your commander in chief in her oval office.
6. Retire to your presidential bed and make her sleep on the futon in the grimy Lincoln bedroom.
I dropped a Benjamin to fly her down to the White House. It was worth it though, I gave her "The "Mr. President"".
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Mr Sir Officer President Scrunch Skunklen 

Scrunch Skunklen, he is the sir officer president of the city skrunklevil of wibbil wobble do da.
Look, it's, Mr Sir Officer President Scrunch Skunklen

Have a good nap, Mr. President? 

A remark heard frequently in da White House during da Reagan years.
Ron Headrest couldn't really serve very effectively as commander-in-chief if about da only interaction wif other humans was to reply to da question, "Have a good nap, Mr. President?" As da "Satire From The Capitol Steps" song quipped, "But what good's a president... oh, what good's a president... yea, what good's a president --- if all he does is sleep? Duh-dum-duh-dom-duh-dum-duh-dom-duh-dum --- dum --- DUHMMM!"

Get Down, Mr. President!

A quirk in video game companion AI where the escort NPC freaks out in pathfinding and rushes in a suicide charge right toward the player that would make a Bonzai Charge look sane. It usually ends with the player killing the escort NPC, getting a game over, ribbing from your friends who watched it unfold, and mad cope. The name is based on the game Get Down Mr. President.
Person A: "Did you see that shit? I had that headshot lined up!"
Person B: "Lol, the kid said, 'Get down, Mr. President!'"

Mr Resident

What you call a person in the Oval Office who can't do the Job.
Your phone is dead ,and you can't tweet? I'll get right on that
Mr Resident.
Mr Resident by Chefspam March 18, 2017