mr whippy 

When a sixth-grader jiggles his ring finger around like a whip and snaps you in the ear.

Oh, man! Sean took mr whippy to my ear cause I accidentally shat in his lunchbox.

mr whippy by Pat Dunn June 12, 2006

Mr Whippy 

A type of excrement a level above diarrhoea, soft enough to hold together, characterised by its tapering finished top, reminiscent of a Mr Whippy soft serve ice cream.

Watch out don't tread in that dog turd man! It's a proper Mr Whippy

Mr Whippy by Richmilo January 26, 2021

Mr Whippy smile 

The act of shitting in your partners mouth while gyrating.

I gave your mom a Mr Whippy smile last night. She looked like a chocolate soft serve.

Mr Whippy smile by ACunningLingiust April 10, 2015

Mr Whippy 99er 

A sexual act where a man ejaculates into a woman in a circular fashion to resemble a Mr Whippy. Then finishes it with a shit (i.e. the flake).

as in "oooo derek.... im so horny like. put your icecream man costume on and give me a Mr Whippy 99er" ,,, "but sandra, youre on your blob love" ... "ooo you fucking prude.. all right give me a 99er with strawberry sauce"

Mr Whippy 99er by epicwin ...or is it October 14, 2009

Mr Whippy Special 

When you are having sex with a girl and she does a poo all over your cock and this turns you on and you jizz on her poo then you smash her face into the floor so she has a violent nose bleed which make the jizaz turn pink.
Nextly your chop off the womans breast and tear out all of the flesh. Then freeze the skin so that you can serve the Mr Whippy Special inside the breast then chop off the womans other nipple to top the desert off with a cherry!

You bitch you shit on my cock, im gonna have to Mr Whippy Special you now!!!

Jizz shit and nipples make the perfect Mr Whippy special dont your think dear?

Mr Whippy Special by seatho24 August 7, 2009

mr whippy shift 

to describe some one as being super whipped by their girl/boyfriend.

hey did you go out last night or did you get stuck with a mr whippy shift.

mr whippy shift by Scotty Matheson August 4, 2007

Brown Mr Whippy

When a girl sucks a guys dick whilst hes taking a shit.

Ooooohhh..that girl was so ferral! All she wanted was some 'Brown Mr Whippy'!!!!!

Brown Mr Whippy by Robert J. Melrose June 3, 2003