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Mozart

The greatest musical mind ever to live. Only a handful of people can compare with him in terms of musical proficiancy.
Anyone who denies Mozart's musical supremacy lacks logic.
by 999999999999999999 August 21, 2010
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Mozzarella Moment

The unintentional ejaculation of a bead of seminal fluid inside ones' under garments.

Your typical ‘Mozzarella Moment’ occurs when a male comes across a fine female specimen who he finds particularly poignant. Given that the scenario does not involve prolonged sexual arousal, only a tiny bead of love-milk escapes the male, resulting in a minuscule hot mess.

The semen discharge resembles the minute drip of fresh coagulated milk that is seen escaping from fresh mozzarella when pressure is applied using a fork, or any other form of silverware.
Dude, I had a mozzarella moment while watching my hot colleague drinking a glass of cold water.
by CheeseExecutiveOfficer June 10, 2015
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Mozart Fart

To cut the cheese in a particularly tuneful way, especially in the upper regions above G4.
"By Jove Nicholls!! Did you just hear my Mozart Fart?? Worthy of a standing ovation I'd say!"
by Befferson 2 March 10, 2014
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Mozma

Mozma is a name given to some of the most gorgeous curvacious and loving girls. Mozma's are kind, sweet and giving. Mozma's love their family and especially love their friends. They always love going out and having a laugh and making their friends laugh. A Mozma will be there by your side in all kinds of trouble. Mozma's work very hard and try to always excel in their work. They don't like people who are users or take the people they love (or people in general) for granted. They also really dislike mean people, snobs, show offs and people with negative or bad attitudes. Mozma's often crave love and can be very cheeky. But this is often an innocent cheeky and usually is only then reserved for their loved one and friends. Mozma's are great kisses. Mozma's can also be a bit alternative and love things like tattoos and piercings - especially in the opposite sex. It is a draw card which attracts them to the opposite sex. Mozma's can also be addicted to tattoos and piercings on themselves. Mozma's also have a very positive nature and love "love"!
What a hot Mozma!
by Ta - Moz August 6, 2009
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The most romantic meal Louis Tomlinson cooked for his vegetarian girlfriend.
"It's date night, what do you want to eat?"
"chicken stuffed with mozzarella wrapped in parma ham with a side of homemade mash."
by That Writer Girl November 4, 2020
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momarazzi

Moms who line the field or court at a sporting event to photograph their kids with their high priced cameras and telephoto lenses like the paparazzi.
Wow, look at Jake's mom fighting the rest of the momarazzi for the best camera position on the soccer field!
by flacker October 8, 2007
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Mozart

A composer/performer of Classical music. Born 1756, died 1791. A musical prodigy, he began to play the keyboard at age 3, and composed his first piece of music at the age of 5. His works are often regarded to be the epitome of the Classical era of music, perhaps because he the most well-known of Classical composers. Some of his most famous works include the Symphony no. 40 and his collection of piano sonatas.
I played Mozart's Sonata no. 12 yesterday for a recital.
by BLARG man March 2, 2005
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