mopery with intent to gawk

quasi-criminal offense frequently enforced by cops in crowded areas such as concerts and sports events by stating "move it along ..there's nothing to see here...."

Before Paul got a chance to see what was going on he was charged with "mopery with intent to gawk"

by sheila in the car May 24, 2009

Lawl Mower

An expression used to express laughter, based off the common household utility, a lawn mower, primarily because it sounds like it's "LAWLing" when it is started up. (Similar to the word "ROFLcopter")

Lets start up this bad boy

- LOLOLOlololol...

- LOLOLOlololol...
God damn it!

- LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
Now that's a LAWL mower!

by sammyyourasalami September 5, 2009

mower meat

Any type of small animal that can be easily killed by a lawn mower.

Pomeranians, chihuahuas, raccoons, skunks and opossums can easily be eaten by a lawn mower. This is like what happened in "Drowning Mona" when Peaches the dog is killed by a lawn mower. All above are considered mower meat.

by supmypeeps! October 16, 2008

momery

remembrances of the wonderful things you mother did to make your growing years a positive experience.

I was thinking today of all the baked goods my mother made each year for Christmas. What a wonderful momery.

by Slerak December 3, 2013

muppet mower

a guy who pwns at paintball and shoots all the noobish 11 year olds who cry when they get hit

"dude that guy just got all the noobs out"
"ya hes a muppet mower"

by aggz May 5, 2008

slower than a mower

Nothing can ever be slower

Erik myhre is slower than a mower

by Ilakxndniaklsnc May 18, 2020

carpet mower

1. A voracious lesbian who performs oral sex with such speed and power that she is more like a mower than a muncher.

2. One who performs oral sex on a woman

3. A cross between a Carpet Muncher and a lawn mower

She's a carpet mower, Katie said she would tear you up girlfriend.

by natedog August 30, 2004