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mountie

A slang term for the RCMP (Royal Canadian Mounted Police). One of the world's most well known police forces.

They are known for their bright red uniforms, but unkown to most people, those uniforms aren't actually used in every day work.. They are FORMAL dress
Hide the weed dude, here come the mounties
by Dean December 11, 2003
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mounting everest

Having sex with a large fat woman.
Hey man why the long face?, "Jesus min I was plastered in the toon last night and ended up mounting everest"
by Jimmy Somerville March 8, 2008
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Bareback Mounting

Did you see that new movie Bareback Mounting? It stars Jake Gyllenballs and sHeath Lover.
by Gary the Great April 6, 2006
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Monticuous

Something that is seen as crazy or out of hand.
His behavior is monticuous.
by frskyfll May 25, 2023
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Brown Mountie

Giving it to a girl doggy style while another girl licks your hole.
The Brown Mountie braved the frigid yukon tundra and eventually captured the Mad Trapper.

I recieved a Brown Mountie in the bathroom of the Bedouin Soundclash concert.

He Brown Mountie'd his way through High School and first year college.
by Brown_Mountie April 24, 2010
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Mounties

Canada's police force. Sadly, better than that of America.
I avoided the Mounties by hiding in some bushes.
by Skinny Skin May 25, 2004
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monticello

(also refered to as "the ghetto", montighetto, monti)
Urban center of rural Sullivan County NY. Home of Jerry the Bum, who is our homeless wandering mascot, and the famous Blue Ho, officially known as the Blue Horizon Diner. Natives of Monticello know that the only day to efficiently navigate the entrails of the city from Memorial Day until Labor Day is Saturday, because there is an over-population of minivan driving Orthodox Jews who migrate from NYC every year. The main source of entertainment among the youth is to congregate at the 24 hour Wal-Mart or enjoy the herbal entertainment from the local dealer.
Monticello is also home to the smell of the Sullivan County landfill, which can be incredibly putrid on a hot day.
Monticello provides the optimum learning environment for the young aspiring thug who just isn't ready for the bad streets of NYC.
by Love for Monti May 4, 2005
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