muffer buffer

To motor boat in the vaginal area.

D: how did you break your nose?
J: i was pleasing my g/f when i decided to give her a muffer buffer, and she was not pleased.

by Izzy15062 January 12, 2007

Muffer

A term used to describe an adrenaline fuelled explorer or adventurer. generally used for a person who explores dark wet holes ie caves, potholes or mines but can be used to describe anyone who likes to get of the beaten track and can also be said to have a below normal level of sanity.

Those guys have been exploring caves, what Muffers. Muffers Rule.

by MuffersRule September 24, 2011

mouffed em

To get hit really hard or to shut someone up.

Jamal and Cherri were arguein and she cocked back and mouffed em.

or

-when u are observing an arguement and one of the two parties says a snappy or quitck witted comeback it is appropriate to yell "MOUFFED EM!"

by K-roc March 16, 2007

muffercate

To succumb to the lack of oxygen when you do your job so well she won't get off your face.

I heard Greg's death was because they were in a 69 and he muffercated.

by ImHaywire December 26, 2017

Laclau and Mouffe

A two-headed monster found hiding in a lair somewhere in the University of Essex.

Both heads believe in Constitutive Antagonism and will eat anyone who thinks otherwise

by Andy April 24, 2004

moffer

(noun) a younger woman or girl who is attracted to older men (at least fifteen years older)

"wow, obama is so hott!" -14 yr old lucy
"gosh lucy, you're such a freaking moffer!" -cindy
"and proud of it!" -lucy

by dangyoushottgrandpa November 1, 2009

Muffercut

An uppercut to the muff

I don't hit ho's, but she deserved a muffercut

by muffercuts December 14, 2009