Joining the mets team and playing like crap.
Referring to Met fans having ridiculously unrealistic views about their bad team.
Referring to Met fans having ridiculously unrealistic views about their bad team.
Roberto Alomar caught Metitis and his career was finished.
Jeff Kent is a Metitis survivor and has gone on to have a great career.
Billy just said Jose Valentin is the best second baseman in the league, he must have Metitis.
Jeff Kent is a Metitis survivor and has gone on to have a great career.
Billy just said Jose Valentin is the best second baseman in the league, he must have Metitis.
by Mike Geesh May 24, 2007
Get the Metitis mug.Momitis (Mom-Itis) is a very common disease for mothers. It entails moms thinking that their children are the best in the world. It often involves over-complimenting. It can involve comparing the work of a child to a superstar. This can include comparing a child's music to a Grammy winning artist or writing to a Pulitzer prize author.
Mom: Steven, that song you wrote is as good as Hey Jude.
Steven: Um, no it isn't...you have a case of momitis.
Steven: Um, no it isn't...you have a case of momitis.
by fizzeh December 22, 2008
Get the momitis mug.Greatest little village to ever have existed. It's so incredibly cool and groovy that anyone who goes there wants to stay for the rest of their lives. It actually kind of creepy. :S
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Noun \'mam-i-tes\
1. A very common disease among mothers or those who are like minded. Symptoms include forgetfulness, insomnia; fear of teen drama, stretch marks, diaper explosions, and projectile vomiting.
2. Mom-like obsessions over unobtainable things, e.g., a clean house, alone time, obedient children, pre-baby body. Instead having to settle for PTA meetings, carpooling, school sports, and mini vans.
Noun \'mam-i-tes\
1. A very common disease among mothers or those who are like minded. Symptoms include forgetfulness, insomnia; fear of teen drama, stretch marks, diaper explosions, and projectile vomiting.
2. Mom-like obsessions over unobtainable things, e.g., a clean house, alone time, obedient children, pre-baby body. Instead having to settle for PTA meetings, carpooling, school sports, and mini vans.
Example:
Mom (in a panicked voice): “Doctor, I’ve been so forgetful lately. I can’t sleep and I have so much to do that I can’t relax. What is wrong with me?”
Doctor: “It’ll be ok. It’s a very common disease. You have momitis.”
Mom: “Momitis? Can you cure it?”
Doctor: “No but studies show laughter helps.”
Mom (in a panicked voice): “Doctor, I’ve been so forgetful lately. I can’t sleep and I have so much to do that I can’t relax. What is wrong with me?”
Doctor: “It’ll be ok. It’s a very common disease. You have momitis.”
Mom: “Momitis? Can you cure it?”
Doctor: “No but studies show laughter helps.”
by Calvotribe November 9, 2015
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