shit mother fucker fuck shit situation

As used by Kim Catrall's character, Samantha Jones, in an episode of "Sex and the City"; a situation of extreme misfortune or catastrophe, usually regarding relationship problems, wardrobe malfunctions, or unintended pregnancy. Those involved in "shit mother fucker fuck shit situations" often find it hard to explain themselves when the truth comes out and then find it even harder to repair the damage they cause.

Lacey: "You'll never believe what happened to me yesterday"

Sue: "Bryan found out you were cheating on him with his best friend, didn't he?"

Lacey: "Yep, talk about a shit mother fucker fuck shit situation."

by Chainsaw22 September 26, 2007

shit mother fuck

this can mean just about anything. It can be used as a noun, adj, or even a verb.

EX: can you pass the shit mother fuck?

how was your day and shit mother fuck?

Yeah, I had to do the dishes and shit mother fuck.

do you like her and shit mother fuck?

by slayerwill9 March 12, 2010

Son of a Mother Fucking Shit Cunt Bitch

Something you say when your very angry or upset.

person 1: Son of a mother fucking shit cunt bitch!

person 2: What?

person 1: Were out of popsicles.

by Halfy McFull August 22, 2008

Holy mother fuckin shit kabobs on a bun

Something to say when a lab notebook is due soon and u have no time to do it.

AAAAAAAh my labnotebook is due and its 1:04 Holy mother fuckin shit kabobs on a bun!

by chandler December 1, 2002

shit Mother TITTY NUTS!

The reflexive nonsensical irrational escalating expletive declared in real time during the worst possible nonsensical irrational event.

shit Mother TITTY NUTS! were the last words witnesses reported hearing from Larry before he drowned in earlobe Herpes infested lake water that inexplicably spewed from his laptop after missing the income tax e-Filing deadline by just one minute

by UncertainWhatNameToPickHere May 29, 2018

Mother-Fucking-Dog-Shit

this is the word that you would use when you get pissed or annoyed but then laugh at the same time.

Narrator: The computer crashes!

Nelson: What the Mother-Fucking-Dog-Shit!!!

by drawghanz January 27, 2010

redneck chicken shit mother fucker

A combination of words made up by Snoop Dogg on Doggy Fizzle Televizzle
for the Police / Cops / Fuzz / Pigs .

Look at all those Redneck chicken shit mother fuckers at the donut shop.

by Dr. Nick August 29, 2006