When a person performs his/her job or task with such a high level of motivation it makes them appear retarded. Motivated-Retarded.
Scene: One army platoon has guard shift.
Larry: Hey how are you doing? Are you ok? Do you want to go get some coffee? Do you need anything? Are you cold? Have you seen anything?
Nick: Larry calm down, I'm fine. I don't need anything. Just go back to your post and calm down!
Larry: Ok I was just checking to see if you were alright. Well I'm going to go, I've got 5 other posts to check.
Nick: Ok Larry, do whatever. Just don't have a heart attack. (Larry Leaves) Man that guy is motarded. I swear he takes this job far too serious. He's going to have a heart attack one of these days.
Larry: Hey how are you doing? Are you ok? Do you want to go get some coffee? Do you need anything? Are you cold? Have you seen anything?
Nick: Larry calm down, I'm fine. I don't need anything. Just go back to your post and calm down!
Larry: Ok I was just checking to see if you were alright. Well I'm going to go, I've got 5 other posts to check.
Nick: Ok Larry, do whatever. Just don't have a heart attack. (Larry Leaves) Man that guy is motarded. I swear he takes this job far too serious. He's going to have a heart attack one of these days.
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A person who is emotionally retarded. Someone who is uncapable of expressing their feelings or emotions; someone who has no feelings or emotions.
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A person who is generally gauche or lacking social polish, or in more extreme cases, any social skill at all.
A person who is generally gauche or lacking social polish, or in more extreme cases, any social skill at all.
Dude this new motarded kid is at our school; he's walking around crying and hitting everyone and then accusing them of beating him up.
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Get the Motard mug.Fictional personality found on the usenet which typically converses with others in 3rd person and claims to be an oversized alien potato. MOTAR insists that his full name is 'MOTAR the imperious'. MOTAR is typically at the center of controversy in any disussion.
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