Mossed 

Football slang for being fucking someone in the ass.

Guy 1: Wow you see that guy Mossed that pussy!
Guy 2: Yeah what a bitch.

Mossed by McMoss18 September 25, 2010

Mossed 

To be beat badly at an event. Derived from the all-pro nfl star Randy Moss and his historic 2007 campaign. Normally used to say that you destroyed someone else in a competition. Kind of like saying pwned.

Commentator: And the final score is, Redskins, 37, Cowboys, 10.
Redskins fan: HAHA! MOSSED! SUCK IT BITCH!
Cowboys fan: Sigh....

Mossed by Midgetyman567 December 18, 2008

mossed 

To get high, as in smoke marijuana. Also getting mossed.

Me and Randy are gonna go get mossed after the game.

mossed by Jon-E September 21, 2005

mossed 

a hilarious video that you tell everyone else to read, but only the filmakers get the moral. chocolate pancakes

Wow, that movie is nearly as good as mossed!

mossed by parkinsonschocolate December 27, 2009

mossed 

To get owned or pwned in a matter so good that chuck norris would be proud.

I totally mossed him when I assassinated his ass.

mossed by Bobbby Bob November 7, 2007

Mossed 

When you absolutely own someone in a game, usually with a one-tap

*gets headshot* Fuckin mossed 'em bois.

Mossed by The epic dude July 11, 2018

Mossed 

To be given something, only to find out that it is garbage and will cost you more in the long run.

My co-worker was too busy and gave me an account to work, it turns out they just canceled their. I sure got mossed.

Mossed by VerbalAssssasain May 21, 2019