vaginal mosquitoes

Vaginal mosquitoes is a newly discovered STI/STD that affects sexually active and infected women who have come into contact with a man infected with the disease known as "penile termites".

A man infected with penile termites, during intercourse, through repeated thrusting of the penis into the vagina will expose and embed termites into the walls of the vagina. These termites burrow deep and form a cocoon- like structure that protects them during a woman's cycle. Usually, within a month the cocoon will break open and a newly transformed vaginal mosquito will be present and will fly and live within the woman.

Vaginal mosquitoes are not deadly and they are treatable with anti-biotics and mosquito repellant.

Amanda had a bad case of the vaginal mosquitoes- but luckily some bug spray fixed the problem!

I can't sit still, my vaginal mosquitoes are running wild.

by rarballa July 14, 2010

Chrome mosquitoes

The bright spots that are often seen in the corners of your vision, after a heavy punch almost knocks you out

Wow, from the moment I first seen her the Chrome Mosquitoes started to fill the edges of my sight.

by StaxNgigglesNthangs August 18, 2022

mosquito

a mosquito is a person who is a fuckin pest who wont leave you the fuck alone because they have no mates. The mosquito will try to chime into your group conversations and will start to cling onto one person and annoying the fuck out of them. There are two types of mosquito's (the lieutenant) which is the king of mosquitoes who will bite onto you and will never fuck off and thinks he a mates and there are regular mosquitos who are just a bad. There is only a 10% chance of you getting out of a conversation with these pests some tips to getting out are: just fucking of and run for your dear life or just fucking end yourself cause you have no chance of getting out.

hey did you just spray mortein

fuck im so itchy

i got bitten HELP!!!!!!!!

there are so many mosquito here i keep on getting bitten

by smailliw nehs September 27, 2019

Mosquito repellent beautyberry gene

Mosquito repellent beautyberry gene is a gene that is found in the beautyberry plant, especially in the American Beautyberry. Fresh, crushed leaves of American beautyberry(Callicarpa americana) helped keep biting insects away from animals and humans. Callicarpenal is the chemical that is found in the beautyberry plant that repels mosquitoes. If we genetically modify ourselves and animals such as mice, horses, mules, and donkeys with the Mosquito repellent beautyberry gene, we would produce Callicarpenal and repel mosquitoes.

I genetically modified myself with the Mosquito repellent beautyberry gene and now I don't get bitten by mosquitoes anymore. Yes! Now I produce Callicarpenal.

by HawaiianPunch1 November 16, 2021

Neato Mosquito

1. Used to express approval or agreement.

2. A phrase used in substitution of “Sounds good” or “Okie dokie”

Me: No work?
Friend: I have time to play a quick game, if anything I’ll have you kick me.
Me: Sounds Neato Mosquito.

by Creepy ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ March 3, 2018

Tighter than mosquito pussy

This phrase uses a non-existent form of genitalia as a vehicle of hyperbole to convey the idea that something is insanely and impossibly small and tight.

I can't get any stock tips from these rich bastards -- their lips are tighter than mosquito pussy!

by C'est Logique July 22, 2011

Jersey Mosquito

A word for those abnormally large mosquitoes which are actually called crane flies

the lights outside showed a lot of Jersey Mosquitoes flying around.

by The Deagle December 28, 2009