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Monitor Stalking

Monitor Stalking – Someone who glances between two monitors but stares at each monitor in utter confusion while making it appear as though they are attempting to work.
Accountant 1 - I sure wish I had my bank statements.
Accountant 2 - For sure, it's too bad your accounting assistant suffers from monitor stalking.
by lifeduzt March 11, 2010
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monitor screamer

when someone suddenly screams at a computer shop facing the monitor of a computer for like 1 inch apart from his/her face yelling some bad words for some reasons like losing a game or something.
patrick: shit ! mother fucker !

audrey: come on patrick, don't be a monitor screamer, everyone can hear you from outside, its just a game you know.
by bobong magnanakaw January 30, 2010
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Baby monitor

Originated on Call of duty mw2 referring to the heart beat sensor but has moved to black ops as well referring to Motion sensors. It is a phrase meant to demean the person using the motion sensor
What a punk cant win without camping with a baby monitor!

That fool has no skill all he can do to win is use a stupid baby monitor and camp by it.
by DayLeeOwn May 4, 2011
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monitor tan

Someone who spends too much time infront of computer and get a tan off the monitor instead of the sun
Fuck that cunt needs to get out ... look at his monitor tan
by Michael1 May 25, 2005
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monitor

a device that is required in order to watch porn.
i fried my monitor after ejaculating all over it while watching porn.
by snorg whore February 11, 2010
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in ear monitor

IEM, or an in ear monitor, is a device that many musicians use on stage. "The most common In Ear Monitor system employs the use of a wireless system to send the mix to the monitors. This system contains a transmitter and a receiver pack that is worn by the performer. (Wikipedia, in ear monitors)

A band member can listen to a mix of what other band members are playing/singing at the moment. Many musicians can be seen adjusting these ear pieces or monitors that are clipped onto their pants during a live performance.
"I had to turn up the volume on my in ear monitor because I couldn't hear Jason's bass very well."
by Josh Fober November 18, 2007
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monitor

what you're looking at right now.
by pipi October 10, 2003
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