moistballer

A moistballer is someone who is very moist but at the same time is a baller. When your shot is so moist and literally goes in every time, you become a moistballer. You can can also be a moistballer in the bedroom, if you what I mean. 😏😏😏

"Dude have you seen Luke on the court, he is such a moistballer"

by NYFan930 December 6, 2016

Moistologist

A moistologist is a person(s) who studies and observes moistology.

"I have studied 6 years in order to become a professional moistologist."

by The Moistologist March 30, 2017

MoistCr1tikal

A skinny legged, Over average height Twitch streamer.

person 1: Oh look it's moistCr1tikal

Person 2: Wow he's Average size!

by NeckMinute January 15, 2020

moist docking

When two men conduct the act of docking while having their penis's inserted inside of the same papaya (Origin: Dominican Republic).

"Me and my boy Pablo found some papayas on sale and decided to do some moist docking on a budget! These streets are hard out here, Son!"

by The Dock Master October 26, 2015

keep it moist

a conversation ender like good day or goodbye
means keep it real or have a nice day

ryan: alright im rollin out
josh: aight man keep it moist

by Ryan T and Josh I December 7, 2007

Moistcr1tikal

Another name for Jesus.

Moistcr1tikal: Woooooooo- yeah baby! That’s what I’ve been waiting for! That's what it's all about. Wohoooo!

by Neutral0id December 7, 2021

moist on

When a womans pussy gets wet and lubricated from sexual excitement.

Michele gets a moist on everytime she fondles a male stripper.

by Iknowthetruth June 29, 2005