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Misandry

The belief that ALL evil in the world can be traced back to men.

(Similar to the National Socialist belief, that all evil can be traced back to the Jews. Also see: Bigotry.)
After his girlfriend stabbed him in the throat, Joe called the cops and was immediately arrested. After Joe bled to death, his girlfriend was not charged because of MISANDRY.
by ZeroSeven June 7, 2014
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siNG ThE BEGINNING OF MOANA

the best song from the musical "The Guy Who Didn't Like Musicals"
hidgens: siNG ThE BEGINNING OF MOANA
emma: wHat
paul: wHaAAaAaaAAAaaT
hidgens: i sAID SING GODDAMNiT

mOANA MAKE WAY, MAKE WAY
consider the coconut
HU-HU
consider its tREES
uh god gives us what wE-
aND NO OnE leAVES

the circle of life
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Joule Misanthropy

The avoidance of using the Joule as a unit of energy. Sometimes used equivocally, especially in the United States, in describing a strong preference for the use of the calorie. Specifically, Joule Misanthropy refers to those who castigate or otherwise judge humans who do express energy as joules. Joule Misanthropists are known as being particularly intransigent in their anti-joule stance.

This inclination and its relatively widespread popularity are thought to have been originated by those who opposed the popularity of James Prescott Joule. This movement probably began after Joule famously spurned William Thomson (later Lord Kelvin); the two had planned an experiment together, which Joule then neglected in favor of marriage and a honeymoon. Although essentially left standing at the flask, Lord Kelvin understood and offered his congratulations to the happy couple. However, Kelvin supporters were enraged and began an anti-Joule campaign. This caught hold particularly in the Americas, probably due the residual anti-English sentiment of the time.

Formally, Joule Misanthropy is defined as the the use of a unit of energy other than the joule in a context in which the use of said unit would generally be considered illogical or not practical. For example, expressing the energy required by a human to lift a small object in electronvolts would constitute Joule Misanthropy.
"Hey, I heard Patty was accepted to that prestigious US institution!"

"Yes, but he has decided not to attend due to the widespread Joule Misanthropy there."

"That's a shame. I can't believe people can still be so small minded in the 21st century."
by Big Diggity February 19, 2015
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Moana Groana

A woman who enjoys sex.
by I, Wreckerrr November 12, 2016
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Misandrynoir

/mɪˈsandri' nwɑ/

Noun: dislike of, contempt for, or ingrained prejudice against Black men, as a result of individual experience and/or Twitter propaganda, positioned as the collective experience.
"Misandrynoir could become a hate crime under new proposals"
"I can't believe she called that brother, who was murdered by the police, a "bullet-bag". We don't need racist white supremacists when Black women are casually practising misandrynoir like this."
by Mr B1ack October 21, 2020
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misandry

A hatred of men and boys by their nature, due to the low self-esteem of women who could not get better jobs because they do not like dangerous or inconvenient jobs.
"I spam the same fake definition of misandry dozens of times because I must smash the patriarchy, starting with this website."
by criminal4havingapenis August 28, 2013
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Moangy

Paddying, sulking like a little bitch, going on and on cause your a sad twat.
look at that moangy bastard over there he needs to smile the sad twat
by mattix888 August 7, 2011
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