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Mortimered

When your boss over-schedules the work day and then sends all of your coworkers off-site leaving you alone to do everything.
Brody and Jackie got sent to the South Site, Erin and Zeph got sent to the East Site leaving me here alone to answer the phones and work all the tickets. I've been Mortimered again!
by TalonZahn April 24, 2019
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Mortimer Syndrome

1) A disorder that keeps a person from finishing an almost complete essay at ridiculously late/early hours in the night/morning the day an essay is due. This disorder is caused by the victim's temporary release from anxiety surrounding the fact that his or her essay is practically complete. Symptoms include uncontrollable procrastination and the sudden need to watch old commercials they used to love on youtube.
I only had one paragraph left on my essay when Mortimer Syndrome kicked in, and then I was up for another 2 hours watching Got Milk commercials.
by MoonlightmortimeR October 15, 2009
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Montimere

french man. oui oui monsieur. je suis de la Haiti (AKA Florida). Beautiful tone with the first name Luckens ( a very powerful name) #frenchmanclub. Dislikes sushi.LOVES MUSHROOMS. HATES PIZZA "its multicultural and you can put whatever you want on it, you can fuck around with the thang."
"Im about to Montimere my pizza."

"have you montimered before? its the best thing you can do while high."
by luckensfanclub101 November 11, 2021
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Mortimer

The ultimate ladies man. Known best amungst his peers.
Gertrude pranced over to a metamorphic rock. "What a Mortimer," she thought to herself.
by Jewlianne February 14, 2018
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Montmorency

A shit place, usually consisting of thugs and pushy lads
Commonly containing potheads and druggies.
Jack - "Yeah, lets smoke a joint at Montmorency."
Mcdonald - "Sure man, lets go."
by BeverageBogan October 30, 2018
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Mortimazed

She was mortimazed at what she saw two hours into her Pornhub search.
by Problem Like Maria November 29, 2018
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mordimoment

when
person 1: mordimoment
person 2: ok
person 1: mordimoment
by shreggert February 8, 2021
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