Mortimer

(verb) to get Mortimered is when a woman you're flirting with casually refers to her boyfriend in conversation so as to dissuade you from making further advances without seeming rude. The term derives from the fact that her boyfriend is probably stupid, and his stupid name is probably Mortimer.

guy 1: "dude did you go home with that girl from the bar last night?"
guy 2: "nah, I thought I was golden but then she Mortimered me hardcore."
guy 1: "bad times."

by Gil Barry January 21, 2009

mortiversary

The anniversary of a person's death.

December 8th 2005 marked John Lennon's 25 mortiversary.

by Jules_of_troy November 15, 2006

Mortimer Syndrome

1) A disorder that keeps a person from finishing an almost complete essay at ridiculously late/early hours in the night/morning the day an essay is due. This disorder is caused by the victim's temporary release from anxiety surrounding the fact that his or her essay is practically complete. Symptoms include uncontrollable procrastination and the sudden need to watch old commercials they used to love on youtube.

I only had one paragraph left on my essay when Mortimer Syndrome kicked in, and then I was up for another 2 hours watching Got Milk commercials.

by MoonlightmortimeR October 15, 2009

Mortimered

When your boss over-schedules the work day and then sends all of your coworkers off-site leaving you alone to do everything.

Brody and Jackie got sent to the South Site, Erin and Zeph got sent to the East Site leaving me here alone to answer the phones and work all the tickets. I've been Mortimered again!

by TalonZahn April 24, 2019

Mortified216

Someone who spends $200 on there hair, and has eyes that are 20m away. last year he found a dead body and started to rape it and does the same on fotnite.He has sexual interests on everyone he meets, he brainwashed SkyrimPlayzYT to grind some meat.He goes up to homless people and shows off his food, which he stole from a homless person,That homless person later became rich and Waleed started to cry and ask for a ps4. There is a summery of mortified216.

mortified216

by Someone who spends $200 on the January 24, 2019

appearance modifiers that aren't melded to your body

This is Peridot's definition of a shirt (they are actually shorts tho) to which Garnet replies, "Nice shorts..." Peridot is quite new to Earth so she doesn't know what a pair of shorts are.

green space dorito: imagine... appearance modifiers that aren't melded to your body!
two lesbians that mould into one lesbian: nice shorts ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

by imachickenugget May 22, 2020

Mortimer

The ultimate ladies man. Known best amungst his peers.

Gertrude pranced over to a metamorphic rock. "What a Mortimer," she thought to herself.

by Jewlianne February 14, 2018