Morris

N. Scrub

Adj. Scrubbish

V. To bust less than a minute after a female has started to suck on, or stroke one's penis.

N. Dude, that kid can't even catch the ball.. what a Morris.

Adj. What a Morris thing to do, she was completely drunk and he was sober.

V. Dude, he Morrised. She didn't even have a chance to work her magic.

by ErnieBerg December 31, 2010

morris

the last of a girl who is fine as hell and who is loved and well cherished

damn that girl must be a morris

by mexiklan November 29, 2011

morried

The act of being more worried: The combination of "more" and "worried"

Don't be worried about the world ending in 2012, be morried that the world will end in 2036, when that asteroid comes back around...

by Jimmy Harsh December 31, 2008

A Morris

A morris is a dimwitted fool

Or a naughty young dog who wont listen

oi Ziggy stop being such a morris and be quiet.
Oi Toker course your not gonna die off a dodgy quaver you Morris

by tubeyx123 May 16, 2021

Morris

Morris- An aesthetic of attitude, behavior, comportment, appearance, style and Zeitgeist.Having the quality of being good or wholesome.

E.g.
1. Getting laid by chicks is soooooo morris.
2."God, Hitman is morris to the max."

by Nato163 November 27, 2007

Morris

To morris is to complusively bullshit.
To tell a story that is some way off the truth

Also known as a greenall

Man 1: I shagged a milf in the toilets last night
Man 2 (to man 3): Do you smell a morris
Man 3: Sure do

by gydw June 04, 2009

Morris

A man, usually african american, who tends to mumble a lot. Obsessed with sex, specifically getting 'his dick sucked'. Will mumble for hours about this. Will eat anything. More specifically, will eat everything that doesn't belong to him.

Ah man, I can't understand a word that guy said!
He must be a Morris.

Hey! What happened to my lunch?! Is there a Morris around here??

by phork September 08, 2012