Falsum morbus

A rare disease caused by not washing hands, and other un-safe hygiene practices. It often makes the patient have intense ear shifts in hearing, as well as unable to tell the right temperature

Oh no! You have falsum morbus!!!

by Eat_Soup_WIth_a_Fork October 3, 2019

Mopuss

A nickname for Muhammad (Mohammed), the self-proclaimed prophet of Islam. Combination of "Mohammed" and "pusillanimous." Inspired by debater Mohammed Hijab.

A: Wow, did you know that Muhammad had 11 wives?
B: You mean Mopuss? Yes, I know.

by bonard October 17, 2021

Mortuse

A mixture of morbid and obtuse thinking or behavior.

Mortuse kids often like emo crap.

by Ripshaw January 1, 2009

Mopuss

Mopuss

guy1: Wow that guy is a mother fucker.
guy2: No, that guy is a pussy.
guy3: No, hes a hybrid of a mother fucker and a pussy. Hes a Mopuss

by Tehkninja February 12, 2012

morbus

Quacking so loud your eardrums literally bleed down the side of your face like sideburns. In other words, don't ever morbus unless you want to have bloody sideburns.

Person 1 - QUACK
Person 2 - don't do that
Person 1 - why?! QUAAACK!!!
*Person 1's ears begin to bleed*
Person 2 - THAT'S WHY. I TOLD YOU NOT TO MORBUS OMFG
Person 1 - *has bloody sideburns* *cries*

by sammo tm May 31, 2014

Ben morbus

A person who doesnt stop that gaming grind, but at the same time has a bedtime.

"That guy hasnt showered in weeks!"
"Yeah hes a ben morbus"

by Light cruddy May 28, 2021

Alaskan Morbus

Alaskan Morbus: a guy that is gay for little anime boys (usually Tanjiro Kamado) and also calls random guys on discord or on other social media platforms “daddy” or ”master”

Guy on discord: “omg daddy david you’re so hot”

David: ”stop being such an Alaskan Morbus”

by UwUeBoy February 21, 2022