morpheus

A dangerous individual with a trenchcoat fetish. Also a vampire-wannabe.

Morpheus feeds on the blood of the living

Morpheus: I get aroused by trenchcoats

by Dev-Null March 27, 2003

morpheus

the ultimate level of personal performace

to win booze olympics he needed to step up his game and get morpheus

by Kirsten Reich May 19, 2008

morpheus

for whoever has a lil bit more of culture(i mean, 0.0001% of americans), morpheus is the name of the greek god of sleep. pretty useless info. now, if u watched the matrix u know who morpheus is, right?

still don't know who morpheus is? go watch the matrix, buddy!

by my name? take a guess... December 17, 2003

morpheus

Hes that guy that thinks Neo is the "one". I think. He beats people. But usually he is the one getting his ass kicked. Haha. Likes trenchcoats.

"Morpheus gets his ass kicked a lot."

by J.Lew July 03, 2003

Morpheus Logic

From a scene in Matrix Reloaded:

Trinity: Maybe we did something wrong.

Neo: Or didn't do something.

Morpheus: No, what happened, happened and couldn't have happened any other way.

Neo: How do you know?

Morpheus: We are still alive.

Morpheus always sees the fact "You're alive" is good enough no matter how bad the situation.

Guy 1: Man, My wife got pregnant from someone else, I got divorced, they foreclosed my house and I'm having to file bankruptcy.

Guy 2: I don't know how you made it though?

Guy 1: I practice Morpheus Logic, I'm alive...

Note: not to be confused with Castaway Logic, When you are actually desperate to live.

by Captian America89 November 08, 2011

Calling Morpheus

To use a pay phone on the street to roll a joint, blunt, or hit a pipe.
I was rolling a joint downtown in manhattan and my friend bill is like "what are you doing over there Calling Morpheus?" and i turn around with a joint.

Any nefarious activity using a phone booth or kiosk falls under the calling morpheus umbrella. must be a landline not a closet or dark corner and your cell

by ari the greek December 30, 2007

KoD|Morpheus

Morph, someone who does crazy and slightly homosexual acts with their penis in front of other males.

i pulled a morph when i flung my wang around in the air infront of a cop going "wooooo woooooo"

by PuN!sh3r January 04, 2005