goofy ahh school. The girls there be smelling like ass and titties and the boys be annoying stank hoes. Them hallways always smell like lovely peaches coochie and the bathrooms are NEVER clean. them ghetto hoes always fuck or vape in the bathrooms like get the f out💀Morningside Middle school is the worse middle school in south carolina🤣 it’s ghetto as f. they be hosting them cheap ahh events. they always be having them goofy and boring ahh fights. People there are racist and homophobic💀 the teachers are ass and get no bitches. they also have ghetto white racist and homophobic teachers. They can’t even teach right😂 and the mfs there always want to start drama🙄. If you go to Morningside Middle School i feel bad for you
girl: what’s Morningside Middle school
boy: Morningside Middle School is a ghetto ahh, cheap ahh and stank school
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