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Morning Wood

When you wake up and you have a giant boner or an erection for more fair and fancy terms
Today i woke up for my morning date... but then i got morning wood...
I hope it goes away quickly before i meet here!
by SushiTrash July 7, 2018
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Morning Wood

The erection that men will have in the morning, just after they wake up. It's the way a mans body says "Wake up, or I will annoy the shit out of you."
Person: "Well, you're awake early."
Man:"I had to wake up because my morning wood wouldn't let me go back to sleep.."
by IInSSyNc February 27, 2014
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Morning Wood

When you say good morning to someone with the surname "Wood". Initially it will sound like you are talking about a morning erection.
Morning Wood!
Im sorry what?
I said good morning Wood!
by hdver February 2, 2012
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morning wood

A morning erection that is naturally caused as the brains enters the REM-deep sleep phase. At this stage, the body's skeletal muscle structure relaxes and causes hypervasodilation in the capillaries of the body, resulting in said erection.
After sleeping so soundly and having a great night's rest, it is no surprise to wake up with an erection.
by Dr.Pascalle December 2, 2004
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Morning Wood

Something you would usually fucking wake up too and can't stop it and you beat the shit out of your meat. Sad nibba hours.
by ETD420_nibba May 19, 2020
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Morning Wood

morning wood is when a man has a woody or a boner when said man wakes up.
Jimmy and Joe are sleeping in the same tent together while camping. Joe notices Jimmy's morning wood and says,"hey, Jimmy you having dreams about titty fucking, or anal?
by tityfuqer69 May 1, 2020
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Morning Wood

When a male gets a erection in the morning or as soon as he gets up. Meaning getting a boner in the morning.
Jose:Why did you not wake up
Pj: Because i got a Morning Wood
by GetItOn October 19, 2009
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