Today i woke up for my morning date... but then i got morning wood...
I hope it goes away quickly before i meet here!
I hope it goes away quickly before i meet here!
by SushiTrash July 7, 2018
Get the Morning Woodmug. The erection that men will have in the morning, just after they wake up. It's the way a mans body says "Wake up, or I will annoy the shit out of you."
Person: "Well, you're awake early."
Man:"I had to wake up because my morning wood wouldn't let me go back to sleep.."
Man:"I had to wake up because my morning wood wouldn't let me go back to sleep.."
by IInSSyNc February 27, 2014
Get the Morning Woodmug. When you say good morning to someone with the surname "Wood". Initially it will sound like you are talking about a morning erection.
by hdver February 2, 2012
Get the Morning Woodmug. A morning erection that is naturally caused as the brains enters the REM-deep sleep phase. At this stage, the body's skeletal muscle structure relaxes and causes hypervasodilation in the capillaries of the body, resulting in said erection.
After sleeping so soundly and having a great night's rest, it is no surprise to wake up with an erection.
by Dr.Pascalle December 2, 2004
Get the morning woodmug. Something you would usually fucking wake up too and can't stop it and you beat the shit out of your meat. Sad nibba hours.
by ETD420_nibba May 19, 2020
Get the Morning Woodmug. Jimmy and Joe are sleeping in the same tent together while camping. Joe notices Jimmy's morning wood and says,"hey, Jimmy you having dreams about titty fucking, or anal?
by tityfuqer69 May 1, 2020
Get the Morning Woodmug. When a male gets a erection in the morning or as soon as he gets up. Meaning getting a boner in the morning.
by GetItOn October 19, 2009
Get the Morning Woodmug.