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mormonservative

Someone who is both mormon and conservative, usually radically so, and therefore has no legitimate opinions in either religion or politics, regardless of level of education.
Many mormonservatives live in Utah.
by ProutProutProut February 4, 2010
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mormonster

A desciple of the mormon faith who trolls neighborhoods throughout the day, going door-to-door in an attempt to recruit non-believers
Watch out! Do not look directly into the eyes of the mormonster, lest ye be entrapped in its vile grips!
by mrbobandthehappyvalkyrie December 18, 2008
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moremonger

1. an individual with a preoccupation of discovering and obtaining an increasing collection of material goods. Motivation ranges from simple greed to an appreciation of the intrinsic value of particular items.

2. an individual with an unhealthy obsession of being the first to discover, obtain, and collect.
He waited in line all night with the other moremongers for the midnight release of the album.
by welldunn February 2, 2010
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moronversation

A conversation between two or more people who are intellectually challenged; Two or more morons speaking interactively of things they know little or nothing about.
"I overheard a moronversation about the new production line plans."
by The Keymaykr October 28, 2009
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mormogram

When an individual gives the address of another individual to the Mormon church and sends "recruiters" to their home.
Trevor: a few Mormons showed up at my door today.

Andrew: good to see you got my Mormogram
by Trevjesus April 25, 2014
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Mormontarily

About 20 minutes. The approximate amount of time it takes for a Mormon to show up late to a sacrament meeting just enough for no one else to see him/her not partake of the sacrament.
Where is Jenny? We're singing her favorite hymn in sacrament meeting today!
She'll be around mormontarily.
by SameAsCache December 8, 2014
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Mormonstruating

When you run out of tampons so using the Book of Mormon to cleanse your cooch is the next option.
Oh shoot! Good Joseph! I’m out of tampons. Looks like I’m mormonstruating this month.
by Theclassicham November 15, 2018
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