wet toothbrush morning

The morning after a late night; characterized by a wet toothbrush because you brushed your teeth just a few hours ago when you went to bed. Not necessarily but usually waking up for work after a late night of drinking.

Adam: You look like hell. Did you even sleep between the party and work this morning?

Justin: Yeah but it was a wet toothbrush morning.

by Guy Snyder September 15, 2014

Morning Dump

The ahhhh-mazing way to start your day: emptying your bowels into the toilet right when you wake up in the morning

That was one epic morning dump I took today when I woke up

by Slimy Steve July 4, 2014

Morbin Time

What Morbius says when it is time to morb all over someone. It is often followed by 'i just morbed'.

...it's morbin time.

by i just morbed June 14, 2022

It’s Morbin Time

Last thing you hear before you get morbed from toes to shoulders.

The morbing guy: It’s Morbin Time
A: *Tries to escape the unavoidable morbing*
A: OH GOD OH FUCK

by g_LemoNN April 9, 2022

Morning Hitler

When you're shaving in the morning and leave a little Hitler moustache before taking that part off as well, just to see what it looks like on you.

"I tried the Morning Hitler today. Too bad one guy ruined it for the rest of us."

by Koekje Zwei September 5, 2013

Morning water

Whatever bodily liquid you wake up in from the night before.

Person 1.I must have had a really awsomr dream last night my bed was soaked when I woke up.

Person 2.Dude! Tmi I don't need to know how your morning water came about!

by Conker1 October 5, 2016

morning brown

It's coffee, ya' fuck.

Get yourself a cup of Morning Brown.

by Falland November 16, 2020