mork

Short for mudcork. A plug of solid or semi-solid shit which is holding back a flood of Mississippi mud in your bowels. Usually followed by the never-ending wipe.

Once I popped my mork, I couldn't leave the toilet for an hour.

by b1g December 29, 2007

mork

The special friendship between two best friends

"Hey mork!"

"Yo whats up mork?"

by baseballstar37 February 16, 2012

Mork

One of the two Warhammer Orc gods. Constantly warring with sibling, Gork.

The known warhammer gods are: Gork, an Orcish warrior god; Mork, another Orc deity; Nurgle, lord of decay; Slaanesh, seductive prince of Chaos; Khorne, The Bloodletter; and Tzeentch, god of chaotic change.

by Warhammer Nerd March 27, 2004

morking

Morking
Made famous by Robin Williams on "Mork & Mindy," stick your pinky and ring fingers up a girls ass, then jam your middle and index fingers up her cunt. Not complete until you finish it off with a Nanoo-Nanoo!

I was Morking that Girl Last night

I morked that Girl last night

by Spum August 24, 2006

mork

n. Slang. A person who is regarded as dull, rigidly conventional, and out of touch with current trends.

NIGGA! Get yo mork ass outta bed!

by Tony March 6, 2004

mork

~In the state or being a sloan ass nigga.
~The opposite of a trap star

Jeff, you hatin coz you a mork ass nigga and i'm a trap star nigga.

by JKBS September 8, 2010

mork

n. someone who is completely witless. a low level nincompoop who rarely sees things in perspective. Shallower than the dead sea and perchance saltier too...

wrong lane mork, you just bowled allen a gutterball...

by Alex Johansson September 22, 2008