Moitism

Originating from Hyderabad (province in India), a young boy who was obsessed with the Indian dish biryani used to make up stories and fabricate lies to make himself seem great

Did he just say he was going to be a doctor and Cambridge university? I think that must be his inner-moitism

by Chungus fungus December 26, 2018

Mohit

an Alpha male with a lot of qualities and talents. He won't always be on time, and is also interested in less number of things but the things he's interested in are one of the best. He is usually charming. He gives respect only to the ones who deserves it, he won't give respect to a cheap person. Mohit is usually different from others in a lot of ways. Mohit, mostly won't watch TV because he is busy with work and being active with the people he loves, he does it sometimes but still not too often. We can say that Mohit is a gentleman.

eg

person : a charming and a tuff guy, who's always slow at eating, guess who's he.
person 2 : obviously, Mohit.

by lucifer77766 June 1, 2019

Moritz

Moritz is a sweet German guy. If he likes you, you are the luckiest person alive. He is adorable when he blushes. He is super attractive, but he dosn’t know it. He also dosn’t know how many girls are into him.

He can be misleading when it comes to his feelings about you.

Moritz is the type of guy who gets shy when he has to speak infrount of an audience, his entire face goes red.

He can hold a grudge a little long but it is the greatest feeling when he forgives you. Moritz is a great hugger, the best actually.

Moritz is the best friend a person can ask for.

by JJ-ME_Forever February 1, 2019

marital outsourcing

Outsourcing is farming work out to an external entity that can do it cheaper or more effectively. Marital outsourcing is the same concept applied to marital relations. Numerous service providers are able to perform services on demand often more effectively and at a lower "total cost"

David: What was Eliot Spitzer thinking?
Mark: Marital Outsourcing. Better service, lower cost.
David: Lower cost? He spent thousands of dollars!
Mark: You ever calcualate how much us married guys pay on a per event basis?
David: Touche.

by Jamison313 April 17, 2008

mohita

The bestest person you can ever meet. She deserves the moon, no the universe. If you hurt her, you don’t deserve her. She’s insanely beautiful, and so smart.

You’re great Mohita!

by Hevuandlsngnsicksnxks May 20, 2018

Maritime Goggles

A condition that occurs when a cadet is at New York Maritime College for too long, resualting in an illision that makes females more attractive than they really are. Similar to beer goggles, the two should never be combined in an unsafe area. The effects of the combination of the two are catastrophic, often resaulting in massive quantities of shame and ridicule by peers. There is, in fact, an equation that describes the potency of Maritime Goggles, h+(.15w)=mgh, with h being equal to the initial hotness of the chick, w being equal to the number of consecutive weeks a cadet is stuck on campus )whithout being off campus for a span of >1week), and mgh being equal to the maritime goggle hotness, or the final hotness of the chick.

Maritime Cadet: "Wow, look at that hottie in the mini-skirt!"
Normal Dude: "Uh, bro, she's no better than a 6."
Maritime Cadet: "Damn maritime goggles again, ive been stuck there too long."

if a girl is a 6 to one uneffected by maritime goggles, and is seen afer a cadet has been stuck on campus for 7 weeks, then she is now a 7.05 under maritime goggles, because 6+(.15*7)=7.05. The mgh potancy factor would be 1.05

by MSA6219 October 2, 2009

Moritz

"Moritz" is a German term for a guy with an unusual large penis. The term has frequently been used in porn, especially German Dungeon porn

"Did you see this guy's dick? It's fucking huge!"
"Yeah, he's a real Moritz"

by TomTom TimTim January 24, 2020