Some faggot who sits in front of you in AP english class who's hair is so long you can't see around it. His hair is known to be so long it could be used to mop a floor.
"hey you fucking mop head cut your gay ass hair I can't see past you."
"Dude get a fucking haircut. We don't even know if your human you fucking mop head."
"Dude get a fucking haircut. We don't even know if your human you fucking mop head."
by Skeeterboi December 10, 2013
Get the Mop headmug. While strategically whipping a girl around your bed into different positions, you use her long, flowing hair to soak up other previous cum stains so you can delay washing your sheets for an extended period of time.
Tony: "What happened last night? Pepper came out with her hair looking all stiff as if she was in There's Something About Mary."
Bill: "Ya, after the first round I realized I needed to clean that up or I was gonna have to wash my sheets the next day, so I just gave her the Memphis Mop Head and I should be good for like another week with these sheets."
Bill: "Ya, after the first round I realized I needed to clean that up or I was gonna have to wash my sheets the next day, so I just gave her the Memphis Mop Head and I should be good for like another week with these sheets."
by Arthur Drood February 6, 2013
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