Mop head

Some faggot who sits in front of you in AP english class who's hair is so long you can't see around it. His hair is known to be so long it could be used to mop a floor.

"hey you fucking mop head cut your gay ass hair I can't see past you."
"Dude get a fucking haircut. We don't even know if your human you fucking mop head."

by Skeeterboi December 10, 2013

Memphis Mop Head

While strategically whipping a girl around your bed into different positions, you use her long, flowing hair to soak up other previous cum stains so you can delay washing your sheets for an extended period of time.

Tony: "What happened last night? Pepper came out with her hair looking all stiff as if she was in There's Something About Mary."

Bill: "Ya, after the first round I realized I needed to clean that up or I was gonna have to wash my sheets the next day, so I just gave her the Memphis Mop Head and I should be good for like another week with these sheets."

by Arthur Drood February 6, 2013

Creamy mop head

When a me cums on a womens hair then has another women chew that semen filled hair

Dude i made these girls a nice creamy mop head last night it was so hot.

by The_Wisest_Monk October 5, 2016

Mop head

When a girl gives you that sloppy toppy and it’s so wet that you gotta use a mop to clean it up.

Tony:Bro last night brittney gave me that MOP HEAD
Mike:Dude Fr I’m tryina get some mop head

by Jordanjackass December 31, 2019

Mop head

A bitch with ugly ass hair

I saw this girl at a party last night, she had a thick ass body, but damn was she a mop head

by King Quandalias Dinkleberry ll October 10, 2023

Mop head

It is a term used to define a person by the name of Jack, Jared, or Michel.

Today looks like a nice day to mop the floors with jacks head. Mop head.

by Hatboodycheesewallet October 27, 2019

mop heads

People with Dreds

I was walking and 4 mop heads pulled up on me and asked me where I was from

by Bagu March 20, 2021