Fozzie Moopet

An ungodly sex act that involves rubbing dead animal skins (usually domestic pets) on someones body in order to slowly degrade their skin and sense of self worth. Is best performed when all participants are watching the Muppets. The Dark Crystal is also acceptable

I just had a Fozzie Moopet. I hate my life now because I spend so much time at my dermatologist's office.

by DrBird February 18, 2017

mooretwin

Someone who edits historical wikipedia articles to include their own data which is very clearly wrong. They insist it's correct, even though everyone else in the room points out that they're wrong (with facts). In short, a liar, or a re-writer of history, who is never, ever, wrong.

He's gone and done a mooretwin!
I'm mooretwin and so's my wife!

by RaymondKennedy July 14, 2011

Moolette

The game everyone in the office plays monday morning when making a coffee...smooth or chunky milk..

Mixture of the words Moo and roulette in case that needs explaining....

FFS, i just lost three rounds of moolette and the last one was green...so I was sick in the sink

by PoorLumpyPony_is_my_name August 18, 2008

mooseterbation

when you start to masterbate at 12:07 and 43 sec a.m. while watching Animal Planet in your Aunt's bedroom.

Dude 1: Dude last night's mooseterbation lasted for 3 hours straight last night
Dude 2: Was it good?
Dude 1: Heck Yes
Trisha: Sick freaks

by shawn..do..me..now... December 28, 2005

mooter

the crotch region of a man (man cooter)

That bread theivin' biznatch socked me right in the mooter!

by Breasticle Festival June 22, 2006

Moosetafa02

A pwnage runescape player, rumoured to play 24/7, although we have no actual proof.

Zomg! there goes Moosetafa02!!!

by Ms106 November 1, 2008

Moote'd

The process of being completely fucked over by someone. Can also be used interchangeably with Fuck You.

"I slept with her and then didn't call her...I Moote'd that bitch"

"Moote You"

by Bubblegum Princess November 24, 2009