monsignor carroll

Noun: a pant tugging bore; a so-called man of the cloth who puts the coin before the flock; a teller of seldom funny misogynistic jokes and always amusing foot-in-mouth comments; part of the 1-2 punch committed to destroying the golden A.

Monsignor Carroll: Uhh, uhh, uhmm, hello faculty, in uhh today's meeting, uhh, uhh, hemenway and I will bore and insult you in an effort to make you uhh work harder and sub more for less uhh money. And then we'll pass the hat and ask for donations.

Veteran faculty: Bite me, tuggy.

by Bobby Oso January 18, 2010

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Moofia

An ex mafia soldier who has been kicked due to having six or more toes.

Person: What are you doing right now?
Moofia: Playing roblox, you wanna join?
Person: Nah I'm fine. You wanna pee on each other though?
Moofia: Sure...
Person: DUDE! My butt is HUUGEE!!
Moofia: SAMEEE!!! But I only have 1 butt check!
*both pee on each other*

by anilism March 29, 2019

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Moosin'

Chillin' with a flat spliff in the dark alleys of Ottawa. The word is derived by the distinct Northern Canadian Moose's tendancies to hide in dark places, example, a canopy of thick, evergreen Canadian Pine trees.

"Maybe later I'll go moosin' with the lads after work."

by Harry P. March 12, 2007

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monsieur béton

Someone with an enormous rock solid dick, that every woman dream about.

Look at Daniel over there with his huge weiner , what a monsieur béton !

by RobMichels December 7, 2018

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Mookie Island

a mole: marijuana + tobacco (if you know what's good, american spirit)

after adding american spirit to a batch of herb, you take a fat shnap. once/if/when the mole is inhaled, the lucky smoker begins the journey, fuhl it. so you've inhaled the smoke, you're feeling that overwhelming sense of light-headed-ness and euphoria - Mookie Island. At first, the feeling is alarming (some of those first timers will yak...some will not such as MC, CM). nothing matters because you're swimming. as you swim, you approach the shores of mookie island, you breathe, you breathe again, and it feels fucking good. you feel the sand, you're almost there. you keep going and yes, you're there. i hope that was fun, that's my life.

by madishplau December 19, 2010

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