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moonling

an incredibly cute girl who you can’t help initially being infatuated with, you possibly are secretly in love with her but so are all your friends, that said disclosing any feelings for her only pushes her away and so you would rather just be friends with her and have her in your life than to try tell her how you feel only for her to push you away. if circumstances and timing had been different you believe you could have be perfect for each other.
I secretly fell in love with this girl the very first time I met her, though all my friends were pursuing her and so I decided to wait for a chance to make a move but that chance never camce and instead we ended up getting to know each other and just becoming friends- she will forever be my moonling.
by big moonling January 20, 2012
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moonling

1. A person who doesn't pay attention at all and will zone out constantly. Normaly will not pay attention to any "Earthling" Business and only when the subject of the moon comes up will the moonling arrise from his or her trance-like state
2.a person from the moon
Man that kid ____ in Chemistry is always zonning out i think he is a moonling
by Baconitswhatsfordinner April 3, 2007
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Moonblinked

That dazed expression you get when lost in your own thoughts or overwhelmed by the things around you.
I nearly got trampled by a pack of mall walkers! The darn fools were marching around like they were moonblinked!
by powermuffin November 26, 2010
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moonlanding

A moonlanding is when two or more people all touch butts. Bare butts. It is a sign of affection.
Person 1- "I miss you so much!"
Person 2- "I know, I miss you too!"
Person 1- "When you get back we are in need of an emergency moonlanding."
by iloveduuuugan February 7, 2010
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moonbridge

A person you try to avoid due to their social awkwardness or annoying personality. Specifically, an acquaintance whose presence is unwanted, but is too nice or polite to be rejected outright.

Orig. a hypothetical bridge to the moon constructed of Coca-Cola bottles. One end anchored to the Moon, the other dragging along the surface of the Earth, this bridge would be something to run from.
Krista is a moonbridge.
Look out, here comes the moonbridge!
by gazoombo September 18, 2008
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fake moonlanding

Something a person you think is cute says or does that is so unattractive or stupid that you realize in that single moment that there is no way you can date them or continue to date them.
"I couldn't believe what she said about Iraq. It was a total fake moonlanding."

"I thought he was cute, but making me listen to Lil' Wayne in the car was a fake moonlanding."
by spree fx January 16, 2009
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Moonblink

Hypnotism of mainly children/owlets after sleeping under the light of the full Moon. From the Dreamworks animated movie: Legend of the Guardians, The Owls of Ga'hoole.
(Moonblink) To hypnotize a living thing by falling asleep under a full moon.

"We mustn't fall asleep.. I think they're trying to moonblink us!"

"Moonblink us?"

"Sometimes in the desert, owls would get exhausted and collapse under it. When they woke up, they just weren't the same."
by Satnerd May 1, 2023
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