dread mohawka

It's when a human breaks out in assholes and shits himself to death

Quick! Take Daniel to the hospital I think he has dread mohawka

by Micahfishes October 16, 2013

Mohawk Girl

Someone who you see in public and want to meet but don't have the courage to talk to. Usually you see the person repeatedly around town.

Origin: Some of my friends and I repeatedly saw a girl with a mohawk around our town and agreed she was probably chill, but never had the courage to talk to her.

John: "Hey, mohawk girl is working at one of the vendors.."
Sam: "Yeah I saw her yesterday but didn't talk to her."

or

Samson: "Dude, that chick has some dope pants."
Thelonious: "Yeah, she's a real mohawk girl, I saw her earlier today."

by BoobsandAC July 25, 2010

corporate mowhawk

not a real mowhawk. what happens when a young trendy man (i.e meterosexual) with a short sensible haircut gets a tub of hair gel and tries to spke it up down the middle before going out on the weekend. it can look ok, but mostly looks dumb.

ooh, that punk has liberty spikes but that metero just has a corporate mowhawk.

by llama_taylor June 1, 2005

night elf mohawk

According to legend, Mr T hacked World of Warcraft and added a mohawk class. Maybe Mr T's pretty handy with computers. Did you ever consider that? The night elf mohawk is similar to a warrior, and is known for its hairstyle and ability to pity fools. It is commonly seen riding a frost sabre through the forest.

I'm Mr T and I'm a night elf mohawk! What's your game?

by vastheman August 8, 2009

mohawk

Once, the punkest hairstyle on the planet, adapted and adopted from various native North Americans, including the Huron and Blood tribes. The originators of the mohawk style in punk circles were Wes Beech (of US band Plasmatics) and Rainy (of UK band Discharge). The punks went on to spike their mohawks with soap, eggwhite, glue and hairspray, as the Native Americans had with buffalo grease, before going into battle. A hairstyle which used to guarantee ridicule and abuse from braindead trendies. Since David Beckham's half-arsed style around 2000, the mohawk has become trendy and acceptable, so what's the point?

Now these trendy sheep think a mohawk's cool, I think I'll grow a comb-over instead.

by chris wheelie April 28, 2005

Mud Mohawk

The act of not wiping your ass letting the shit stains go on your white underwear then placing them on your head.

When in need of a bald cap the man took his whites and placed them on his head not knowing of the mud mohawk he had.

by George Schwanz March 23, 2011

mohawk

A hairstyle where the sides are shaved, leaving a 2-3" strip down the middle. Originaly worn by the Iroquois and other Native American tribes. Back then the hair was either plucked by hand or shaved with clam shells.

Mohawk hair cuts became si-nonymous with the Punk scene, other variations are the bihawk and trihawk.

Mohawk Warrior hair cut
that punk has a 10" fanned mohawk
jake from the casualties has a huge mohawk.

by Mohawk April 20, 2005